1. Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone…your number not in it.

Funny pickup line… No doubt it… But will it work? Well, if the girl happens to like you, she might chuckle and then talk to you, but if you really want a girls’ number, there are a lot nicer approaches and lines. Let me share with you the number one most effective method I’ve ever seen anyone do.

I have this friend who just simply approaches girls and says “Hey guys, you look really cool. Listen, me and my friends are putting together a part at this bar, and you look cool. Let me get your numbers to let you know when the time and place is, if you feel like coming over”.

Guess why this works? Because no girl will ever reject an invitation to a cool party. You’re just offering an opportunity. You’re not forcing it down on her, you’re not tring to GET something from her, like get her number, get a date… You’re here to give her something, an invitation to a party – and the number is just a means to take the invitation further, a mere formality.

2. You know what would look great on you? Me.

Well, this is one funny pick up line that guarantees a sneer and “get away from me creep” type of response. Heck, even a girl that’s been eyeing you all night and wishing you approached her would most likely respond badly to it.

So is there any way to communicate the same message, but without putting her off? Actually, yes. Just walk up to her and say, “Hey, I noticed you from over there and thought I’d come over and introduce myself”. Women really like implied meaning and subtlety… The communication here is “I noticed you because you look so great that i made me have to come here”, yet you’re still respectful and not forcing yourself onto her.

3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Now, I actually recommend you try this line out, just for fun when you get the balls to do it. Why? Because if you can get away with this line, it means you’ve mastered approaching women, and really let me reveal the secret to you… Its not about what you say! The words don’t matter. Heck, I have a friend who actually places bets with us that we can’t come up with a line that will get him rejected. No how retarded a line we give him, he manages to start a conversation with it?

Why? Because of what he communicates with his eyes, and his demeanor. If its a funny line, he does with a look of like “I’m just saying this as a joke”, so the girl ends up laughing instead of going “get away from me freak”. So, if you really wanna master approaching, try this line until you’re consistently getting good reactions with it.

4. Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?

Now, this is one of those rare funny pick-up lines that can actually be used as a normal conversation starter. Yes, its funny, and yes it could potentially be a corny pick-up line, but as it stands-its also a charming line to just say “hey, I want to meet you”… Just like with the above line, try this one until you get consistent at having women chuckle at it, and it leading to a good conversation with these women.

Let me give you a hint on delivery… When you’re saying it, have this expression on your face that says “Hey I’m just saying this for fun”, and the moment you deliver it, immediately switch over to “Nah, just kidding. But I did wanna come over here and introduce myself. Hi, my name is…”

5. I own a rocket. First stop your moons, then Uranus!

Cheesy as it comes… But hey, do you think its possible to communicate this without pissing off a woman? Seriously? Ever thought about this? Is there a way to approach a woman and immediatelly say “Hey, I got a rocket, and we can have fun with it”, but do it with normal, uncheesy words?

Actually there is. Another one of my friends has mastered this method… But hint, he only uses on women who are super into him, like if a woman has been staring him all night. He just walks up to her and says “Hey, if you wanna go to my place so much, just come right out and say it, no need to beat around the bush!”… And at this point they usually laugh. But again, it has to be said in a way where its obvious you’re joking… Kinda. He says it where its clear he’s just messing with her. You’re not forcing it on her, as its a joke, but somewhere there its also implied that “but, there is some truth to this joke”.

6. You turn my software into hardware!

If you want to be guaranteed a “get away from me creep” reaction. This has to be the best funny pick up line for that. Now, I have no idea why you would want such a reaction, but trust me, you don’t want to even try this line out, ever… Except on maybe a girlfriend as a joke.

However, you can communicate the same thing without being cheesy. How? Well, there’s a certain combination of words where you say the exact same thing, but instead of repulsed, she’ll be flattered, and maybe even get aroused.

See the girl you’re interested in, catch her eyes and make this “I want you, and you want me” kind of a smirk on your face… and slowly start walkings towards here as you maintain eye-contact. As you reach her, say “You caught my eyes, and I think you’re very beautiful”. Say this with a sort of “bedroom” tonality. Literally imagine you’re having sex with her as you’re saying this. Say it, and just hold silent, and just keep the eye-contact, keep on “having sex with her” with your eyes, until she blushes and looks down. If she does… its ON.

7. I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!

Now, this line sounds funny in print, right? Its kinda hilarious, but in real life it just doesn’t come out right. If you want an alternative, here’s something one of my friends does… If he notices a woman checking him out, he just walks up to her and says something like “I appreciate the attention, but I’m not just a peace of meat” (wink, wink)… She gets that he’s joking, they have a laugh, and then they just get to know each other. And hey, like I said, the main take-home point of this article is this… Every “line” works more or less… Its how you say it, and what your intent is when approaching that makes the difference, and especially how interested she was in you to begin with.