Some dude from yahoo answers had a cool question. Now, its obvious he hasnt taken my secret quiz, but ignore that, and focus on his question, and how I answer it.
Question: I need a list of your favorite TOP 10 PICK UP LINES….but….they have to be sloppy, corny, romantic ones…that are NOT about sex. My favorite list will get 10 points…it’s easy if you just follow the directions. I need this for a project I’m working on. Thanks for all your help =)
Answer:
Well, I am going to give you some that are romantic and sincere. Some may be considered corny, but if you say anything the right way, it can work.
1. “Hey, I just saw you walking by, and I think that you are absolutely beautiful!”
2. “I don’t have some clever pick-up line, I just came here to meet you.”
3. “Heeey, I like you, and I would like to get to know you.”
4. “Excuse me, I was looking at you, and I find you very attractive.”
5. “You have a nice energy about you…I would like to get to know you better.”
Here, I think that using any one of these can bring you success. But remember, it’s not so much what you say, it’s how you say it. It’s better to say it all wrong, than to not say anything.
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Your name must be Visa, cuz you’re everywhere I want to be. ( A good diss would be, “You must be American Express b/c you ain’t accepted here ).
That’s all I got.
If you were a booger, I’d pick you first
1-10: hi my name is sam.
edit:if you have to use pick up lines your a loser.
the best one i have is “Hello”
that dress is verry becoming on you. I guess if I were on you, i’d be coming too!
I’d look good on you
You know the crop circles in england, i did that
wow
if i told you you had a good body would you hold it agianst me?
I ate skittels for brerakfast, how about a taste of the rainbow?
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
if i had 11 roses and you, i’d have a dozen roses.
Silence just go with it~~~~! gut feeling~~~~!
Are you from tennessee? Becase you’re the only 10 i see
Whats that in your eye, or its just a sparkle
Lets add your last name to my bank account
Did it hurt? When you fell from the gates of heaven
Is your dad a cop? im going to steal your heart
im sorry i only know one pick up line….Hello;)
Guy: Did it hurt?
Girl: What?
Guy: When you fell from heaven.
CHEESY.
hay babe whats up ya looking kinda good
#1: “did it hurt” the guy says, “did what hurt”, says the girl. “when you fell from the sky becuase you look like an angel.
#2 your sweeter than hershey’s chocolate
and that’s al i got rofl
your parents must be rearded because you sure are special
Did the sun come out or did you just smile.
Nice shoes wnna fuck.
I’m no expert on hardware but you can screw my nuts of.
That shirt is every becoming of you if i was wearing it i would be cuming to.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=oNFeLSmrG1g (read the comments too)
10. I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away!
9. I know that milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?
8. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
7. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
6. Hey baby… drop that zero and get with a hero. In other words, you better come with me.
5. Have you been arrested? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.
4. Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.
3. Did you hurt your head when that angel dropped you from heaven?
2. Are you a parking ticket because you have FINE written all over you!
1. You must be tired. You’ve been running through my mind all day!
1Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
2(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
3Bond. James Bond.
4Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
5Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
6I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
7What’s your sign?
8You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth.
9Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.
10Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
I hope you know CPR, ’cause you take my breath away.
Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
1. hey/hi/hello
2. i love u
3. *laughs* (that’s not a line, but it’s made for attention)
4. what!!
5. Baby!
6. where do you live
7. watcha doin 2night
8. do you want a massage
9. do you want a lick of my icecream
10. —- i ran out of ideas
man: u dropped something
women what:
man: my jaw
1. You must be a parking ticket cause you got fine written all over you.
2. If I could re-arrange the alphabet I’d put U and I together.
3. Are you tired cause you’ve been running through my mind all night.
4. Do you have tickets to the gun show (flex muscles)
5. Whats your sign.
6. You come here often.
7. Would you like to have breakfast?
8. Careful, the sun will be out soon and you dont want to show him up.
I think I’m out of lines….
i heard another say this but i like it. “i wish i was a tear. i would be born in your eye, caress your cheek, and die on your lips.” he even touched as he said it.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be the McGorgeous.
Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
1.Oh you Dropped something, My Jaw.
2. Are Your Parents Retarded, cause your one special girl.
3. Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
4. Did It Hurt? When you fell From Heaven.
5. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
6. Are you a surgeon? Cause you’ve just took my heart away!
7.Do you have a Bandaid? Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you.
8.Girl, you gotta be tired cause youve been running through my mind all day.
9.If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
10. Kiss me if I’m wrong but isn’t your name Gertrude?
1. from Cyrano de Burgerac, I believe it was along the lines of “But I can barely hear your voice”…”Yes, but I can hear your’s strongly, and if you were to speak a harsh word to me from such a height, it might kill me to land upon my ears” ;P the balcony scene…
2. “Are you alright, that fall must have hurt.” “What?” “Your fall from heaven. Aren’t you an angel?”
I can’t think of many else which aren’t simple bar-scenarios or sex-related/intended…romance wise, or at least, leaning to any fraction of romance, that would be all I can conjure up xP
What has 478 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?
….my zipper
yeah it’s kinda sexual but i think its hilarious, my friend told me this as a joke and i laughed for a good 5 mins straight
1, Your name must be cheerios…cuz you seem healthy for my heart.
2. You Dropped something , “My jaw”
3, There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
4. If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
5. When God made you, he was showing off
6. It’s not my fault I fell in love, you’re the one who tripped me!
7. Let’s do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
8. My boys over there bet that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
9. I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?
10. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
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Hope those were good
Is your name candy? Cuz ur looking pretty sweet!
Are u from Tennessee? Ur the only 10 I see!
U wanna kno why there are no stars in the sky? Cuz their all twinkling in your eye!
I lost my #, can I have yours?
Do ur feet hurt? Cuz u been running through my mind all day!
U must be a broom b/c u swept me off my feet!
I hope u know CPR, cuz u take my breath away!
Ur so sweet you put Hersey’s outta business!
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Were u just arrested? Cuz its gotta be illegal to look that good!
go up to someone with ur cellphone in hand: “Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number–can I have yours?”
-I’m the tongue wrestling champ, wanna have a shot at the title?
-Will your answer to my next question be the same as this one?
-I’ll be your Dairy if you be my Queen.
-If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?
-Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
- Excuse me, but you have a dikfour on your head?
-Do I know you from somewhere, because I don’t recognize you with your clothes on?
-Pardon me, can I borrow your spatula?