Comments on: Top Pick Up Lines?

By: SelfishPrick

SelfishPrick — Wed, 05 May 2010 10:31:05 +0000

-I’m the tongue wrestling champ, wanna have a shot at the title?

-Will your answer to my next question be the same as this one?

-I’ll be your Dairy if you be my Queen.

-If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?

-Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.

- Excuse me, but you have a dikfour on your head?

-Do I know you from somewhere, because I don’t recognize you with your clothes on?

-Pardon me, can I borrow your spatula?

By: Juliet H

Juliet H — Wed, 05 May 2010 09:58:05 +0000

go up to someone with ur cellphone in hand: “Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number–can I have yours?”

By: babydow1204

babydow1204 — Wed, 05 May 2010 09:07:15 +0000

Is your name candy? Cuz ur looking pretty sweet!

Are u from Tennessee? Ur the only 10 I see!

U wanna kno why there are no stars in the sky? Cuz their all twinkling in your eye!

I lost my #, can I have yours?

Do ur feet hurt? Cuz u been running through my mind all day!

U must be a broom b/c u swept me off my feet!

I hope u know CPR, cuz u take my breath away!

Ur so sweet you put Hersey’s outta business!

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Were u just arrested? Cuz its gotta be illegal to look that good!

By: John Doe

John Doe — Wed, 05 May 2010 08:32:04 +0000

1, Your name must be cheerios…cuz you seem healthy for my heart.

2. You Dropped something , “My jaw”

3, There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

4. If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

5. When God made you, he was showing off

6. It’s not my fault I fell in love, you’re the one who tripped me!

7. Let’s do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

8. My boys over there bet that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

9. I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?

10. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

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Hope those were good

By: linz92304

linz92304 — Wed, 05 May 2010 07:52:58 +0000

What has 478 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?
….my zipper

yeah it’s kinda sexual but i think its hilarious, my friend told me this as a joke and i laughed for a good 5 mins straight

By: Madi

Madi — Wed, 05 May 2010 07:10:51 +0000

1. from Cyrano de Burgerac, I believe it was along the lines of “But I can barely hear your voice”…”Yes, but I can hear your’s strongly, and if you were to speak a harsh word to me from such a height, it might kill me to land upon my ears” ;P the balcony scene…

2. “Are you alright, that fall must have hurt.” “What?” “Your fall from heaven. Aren’t you an angel?”

I can’t think of many else which aren’t simple bar-scenarios or sex-related/intended…romance wise, or at least, leaning to any fraction of romance, that would be all I can conjure up xP

By: guitarhero016

guitarhero016 — Wed, 05 May 2010 06:56:51 +0000

1.Oh you Dropped something, My Jaw.
2. Are Your Parents Retarded, cause your one special girl.
3. Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
4. Did It Hurt? When you fell From Heaven.
5. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
6. Are you a surgeon? Cause you’ve just took my heart away!
7.Do you have a Bandaid? Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you.
8.Girl, you gotta be tired cause youve been running through my mind all day.
9.If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
10. Kiss me if I’m wrong but isn’t your name Gertrude?

By: Mel

Mel — Wed, 05 May 2010 05:59:11 +0000

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be the McGorgeous.

Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.

If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

By: neversleep02

neversleep02 — Wed, 05 May 2010 05:47:26 +0000

i heard another say this but i like it. “i wish i was a tear. i would be born in your eye, caress your cheek, and die on your lips.” he even touched as he said it.

By: Truth Hurts

Truth Hurts — Wed, 05 May 2010 05:33:47 +0000

1. You must be a parking ticket cause you got fine written all over you.
2. If I could re-arrange the alphabet I’d put U and I together.
3. Are you tired cause you’ve been running through my mind all night.
4. Do you have tickets to the gun show (flex muscles)
5. Whats your sign.
6. You come here often.
7. Would you like to have breakfast?
8. Careful, the sun will be out soon and you dont want to show him up.

I think I’m out of lines….