7 Of The Cheesiest, Cheesy Pick Up Lines That Guys Use On Girls… And what to say instead!

So you want the cheesiest of the most cheesy pick up lines in the world? Well you’re in luck dude! Coz we got some! Now, even though these lines are not serious, you can actually use a serious variation of them to pick up chicks.

Heck, I’ve even picked up chicks even with these cheesy versions of the lines, just as an experiment. Truth is, if you’ve taken the infamous secret quiz, you can walk up to a chick and say the most corny thing, and still make her laugh. Its about how you do it, not what you do.

1. If I received a nickel for every-time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

Now, what makes this line cheesy is the fact it trivializes the girl. It makes her into “something”… An object if you will. Now, women do want to be seen as beautiful, but not as “a beautiful thing”. The way you want to communicate the same thing is by communicating it more sincerely. An alternative that works much better is noticing what about her makes her beautiful, focusing on that, and then approaching her. If its her style and make up. Walk up and say “Wow, I saw you and I just had to come over and say hi. I have to say I like your style a lot”. Obviously, you noticed her butt and tits being pronounced by her clothes, but you don’t say “your clothes made me horny”, you can say the same thing in chick-lingo, that is “I really like how you’ve put things together, its very flattering”. It works to get you into a conversation every time, provided you’re being sincere.

2. Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us.

What makes this line “cheesy” is that its a sad attempt at a joke. I know some guys who could pull it off, but it has to be honest. The thing that makes it cheesy is that its contrived. Its almost admitting “Hey, I don’t have the balls to say what I feel and that I want to meet you, so I have to say a dumb joke”. Honesty and sincerity always works better. What I would say instead is something like this “I apologize for interrupting you. I wish we had a common friend that could introduce me to you, but unfortunately I don’t – so I said to myself, I can’t let this chance of meeting someone potentially cool pass me by. Hi, I’m Bob” It says the exact same thing, but it does it in a respectful, cool, honest and sincere way. It achieves the same goal, without being cheesy.

3. Are you a magnet, because I’m sooo attracted to you!

The reason this line is cheesy, is because it shows you have no balls. You want to admit your attraction to her, but you’re not confident enough to say it out loud. You have to hide behind the mask of a cheesy line. You have to hide behind 2nd grade humor. A much better alternative is saying something like this “We don’t know each other, but I just felt I had to come over and say hi.” You are implying her that she was so attractive that you were magnetically pulled toward her and you couldn’t resist. Its a lot more intelligent, sincere and subtle way of saying the same thing. And chicks are all about intelligence and sincerity.

4. I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

This is another case of you demonstrating that you don’t have the balls to say you what you really mean. A common misconception that guys have is that a woman will be offended if you express sexual interest right away. Sure, some ugly feminists and low-self-esteem women might, but most won’t. In fact, the reason most women respond to most sexual come-ons badly is because guy do them in either a cheesy way or a creepy way. It is possible to express sexual interest right off the bat, in a cool way. The line I’ve used successfully many times is “Hey, how are you. What’s going on. [let her respond] Do want to come to my place for drinks?”. At this moment you pause, and give a smile smirk. Believe it or not, if you’re charming, smooth and confident, a full 99.9% of women respond to this well. Sure, most will say some form of “no”, but not one will reject you or end the conversation. In fact, they’ll be attracted to your balsiness and continue the conversation. And yes, sometimes they even say yes! Oh, by the way, James Bond himself used this line in Casino Royale… Try finding the scene of him doing this line on youtube.

5. You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

Now, this line isn’t as bad as most cheesy lines, because its close to sincerity. The truth is, if you’re not the kind of guy who usually uses pick up lines, and who wouldn’t have… Then this line will come across as insincere. A much better option is being sincere, and smoothly admitting “I saw you standing there, and… I have to admit, I’m at loss. I was trying to think of what to say, but, well, I couldn’t come up with anything. So… Hi, I’m Bob” - you will of course say it in your own words. Adopt it to how you would say this and express yourself sincerely. If you really are at a loss of words when seeing a chick, there’s nothing wrong with admitting this fact, in fact, most chicks will find it cute and endearing.

6. You look beautiful today, just like every other day.

Most women are too insecure to believe that they’re beautiful every day. If you sincerely can pull it off and you’re the kind of guy who can give compliments to women and make them melt – go ahead, use it… If you’d feel cheesy saying that line however, I recommend an alternative. What I recommend for a girl you’ve seen around campus/neighborhood a few times – is the following “Hey, I’ve noticed you around campus, and every time I was impressed. I just had to come over and meet you” Obviously replace with the location you see her in, be it the gym, the library, your star-bucks or what not. Also, replace with whatever word feels natural for you. If its not “impressed”, replace with whatever comes naturally to you.

7. Can I have directions? (To where?) To your heart.

Now, some guys can pull off this line and actually make a girl smile. This is true if the line seems funny to you, and you are delivering with the intent of making her smile. If you’re not the kind of guy who can pull it off, I have an alternative that works extremely well. This is an alternative that most women love. You see, women tend to love helping guys out. Women love setting you up with other girls, improving your style etcetera. You can actually invoke this instinct in even complete stranger or mere acquaintances.

The way this works is honestly admitting to a girl that she’s the kind of girl you’d love to be able to attract, and then asking her for advice on it. Now, you’ll have to word this in your own way, but it always works if sincere. You just admit that hey “You look very, very cool, and so I want to ask you something. I mean, I’m sure you’re already taken, so I’m not even gonna hit on you… But I want your advice. How does a guy attract somebody like you? What would your advice be?” Trust me, works every single time! At worst, you gain a new friend that takes you shopping and makes you her pet project (to turn you into a sexy guy). At best she’s single and actually you two hook up immediately.

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