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Cute pick up lines when delivered with confidence and a smile on your face will help you look unique in her eyes and possible squeeze a laugh out of her.

Confidence is the key when delivering a cute pick up line, you can’t be to serious or even worse stutter and stammer when you approach her when delivering cute pick up lines. You should maintain eye contact and also let her know with your tone that your pick up line is meant to be cheeky. With that in mind; here are the top 10 cute pick up lines:

1.) Your shoe is untied. Can I tie it for you?

2.) Have you ever had a guy follow you across the street (or into a coffeehouse, onto the Metro) because he liked your smile?

3.) Say…didn’t we go to different schools at the same time?

4.) Do you have a quarter? I want to call your parents and thank them.

5.) My name is Elmo. You can tickle me anytime.

6.) You’re someone I could really blog about!

7.) Were we lovers in a past life?

8.) Did you drop this? (Hold out a dollar or a pen.)

9.) I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?

10.) The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.

Some of these pickup lines are funny and some don’t make a lot of sense but if you deliver them right they will make her laugh provided you deliver them with a fun-spirited attitude and of course a smile on your face.

Remember if you have the right attitude, and your body language says you are confident; you can use acute pick up line or any other pick up and be successful. There is no need to make it more difficult than it is, remember she will feel flattered you made the effort to amuse her, as long as you don’t do it in a creepy or desperate way.

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Everyone knows how important it is to have the right pick up lines when you need them. But you cannot always be prepared, or you like the girl so much that you maybe just forgot what you wanted to say. So for you to be prepared, it’s best maybe to just learn a few great pick up lines. However, to have a high rate of positive results you need two things: practice and to know which bad pick up lines to avoid.

Below you can find some really bad pick up lines that you need to just avoid even if you do not really know what to say. Here they are:

1. I want to give you a price with all expenses paid if you agree to go out with me. What do you say?
2. Come home and make love to me today or I will tell everyone that we did it anyway.
3. You stole my heart, but no matter, I have another in the fridge at home.
4. Damn, you have more curves than a Formula 1 circuit.
5. I am not so tall, but I am now sitting on my wallet.
6. Excuse me, did your skirt come from space? Because your ass is from another planet.
7. Excuse me want to dance? Her: NO! You: Perhaps you did not hear well… I just said that you look fat in this dress.
8. Someone told me you do not know how to kiss. Do you want to practice on me?
9. Nice skirt. Can I have it?
10. Be unique and different, say yes!
11. I am lonely and I am sure you are too. And you do not want to be lonely anymore, isn`t that right?
12. What bad pick up lines do I need to avoid if I want to go out with you?
13. Congratulations, you were chosen “The most beautiful girl in this room”, and the prize is to go out with me.
14. You would probably have to leave soon because most of the other girls are jealous of your beauty.
15. Can we talk or we should continue to flirt from the distance?

Or maybe you will get lucky and use one of these bad pick up lines and you actually get a girl to come out with you. However, chances are most likely you will get your face punched. So, really, just stay away from these pick up lines.

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It is almost common knowledge nowadays that pick up lines that are funny have something different compared with romantic, cheesy or sweet pick up lines.

Is it complicated? Of course not! Anyone can do it? Almost anyone, yes, but you must first know yourself to know which one is best for you to choose. What is the basic idea behind all these pick up lines that are funny? Well, it is simple. Show your funny side first and allow them to know the other sides of you later. If you can get trough this step then things are becoming a lot easier.

Here are some 20 random pick up lines that are funny for you to use:

1. What can you do besides being sexy?
2. Beautiful, you must be very tired because all day you walked through my mind.
3. I am like a computer… You can play with my mind all day.
4. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I introduce myself again?
5. Excuse me, can I borrow your phone number? I just lost mine.
6. I am so excited that I forgot my greatest pick up line.
7. You know, I just realized that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
8. I know that milk it is good for the body`s health, but, my dear, you how much did you drink?
9. It is said that an average person falls in love 7 times until marriage. Honey, you are the seventh for me.
10. Not usually meet with models, but I will do an exception this time. You can have my phone number.
11. Your father is an alien? Otherwise I cannot explain myself why there is no other girl as beautiful as you in the world.
12. You are like a clam. Hard to open, but the pearl inside is worth every effort.
13. If I had a penny for every girl that I have met as beautiful as you, I would had been very poor.
14. Hey, is it hot in here? Because I feel that I am melting for you.
15. Do you take dance lessons? Because I have never seen a more graceful walk.
16. What is like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?
17. I would buy you a drink, but I would be jealous of the glass.
18. Can you give me a photo of you to send it to Santa Claus so he can see exactly what I want?
19. Someone please give a glass of water because you are so spicy.
20. It would be a good idea for you to go out with me, because I will tell everyone that you did anyway.

Probably not all of them will work for you because there are a lot to consider when you are trying to pick up girls, but is almost impossible that at some moment some of these pick up lines that are funny will not work. Practice a lot and see what works for you best.

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There are multiple and different funny pick up lines to use on girls from which you can choose and see what best fits you or the girl the best. It will also depend on the type of relationship you have with that girl and nonetheless if it actually fits the situation in which you are both. If your only purpose is a one night stand, a more aggressive, sexual and funny pick up line to use on girls is the best solution for you in this case.

Aggressive – sexual, funny pick up lines to use on girls are more suited if your only purpose is a one night stand. If you are interested only in relationships, you will probably need just plain and simple funny pick up lines to use on girls, without the sexual content involvement.

Using them in the right context, at the right time and right place will definitely increase your chances of success. If you can succeed in approaching a girl and use lines that will make her laugh, then you will definitely have a subject of conversation to talk with her.

Here are some 10 random funny pick up lines to use on girls that might help you.

1. I am probably not perfect, but I sure am working on it.

2. I just learned something great today. Is it true that all girls just want to have fun?

3. With what kind of small animal do you think I look like?

4. Can I ask you a very personal question? What is your idea about my butt?

5. I am sure that when I die, I probably will not remember any accomplishment, but I am very OK with that.

6. I forgot my pick up lines notebook at home last night. So how are you?

7. I am sorry. Can you help me find something I lost around here? Your smile, did you see it?

8. Do you have any idea if I actually like you?

9. If I would give you five dollars, what would you do with them?

10. Excuse me. Where are you from? Did you come from another dimension, the Hot Zone?

The usage of such funny pick up lines to use on girls will work usually, but not always.

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Pick Up Lines And Dirty Text Messages

Pick Up lines and dirty text messages are two very important components of the art of dating. Both need to be utilized to successfully attract girls if single, usually a pick up line is the first thing said and if things progress, dirty text messages are often sent before the next date. Its important not to be offensive when doing this, by picking the right time to use a pick up line or send a dirty text message, this should reduce the chance of rejection.

Best Pick Up Lines

1. It has to involve her features

2. If you can sense she has a good sense of humour, make a joke about yourself or something either of you did

3. Make sure shes interested in you, if shes walking away its probably not a good time to use a pick up line.

Dirty Text Messages

1. Start off with something simple, make sure you don’t attempt to send dirty text messages from the start, otherwise she will think your using her. Its always good to let her send the first one and go from there.

2. Don’t get to dirty, its good to simply start with consistent flirting and move from there.

3. If shes not responding, than you have done something wrong and stop.

Conclusion

Pick up lines and dirty text messaging should come naturally and it will be easier the better you understand your partner in a relationship. You will know what she likes and thus you will get better at it.

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It is usually up to us men to start the interaction with a woman.  This can be a difficult and nerve-wracking business for many men.  So we look for a method or technique that will get us talking to that gorgeous little thing sitting at the bar.

Before I got married, I dated several hundred women – really.  No joke.  So I am going to share with you a few steps and tips to make the job easier and more rewarding for you.

First, let me mention some really cute, funny lines, that, curiously enough, rarely work.  You walk up to that beautiful girl and say, “Excuse me, I lost my phone number, can I have yours?”  Or here is another:  “Was it love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”

You chuckled, right?  So how can I say these types of lines do not work?  It makes the girl smile and puts her at ease, which is what you want and need.  It breaks the ice.  Aren’t these romantic pickup lines?  What could go wrong?

Well, plenty.  Pick up lines like these are too cute by half.  The girl has probably heard them all before.  Even worse, they signal that you are shallow and perhaps not interested in a real relationship.  They come across as silly, sexist and juvenile, even if the girl did in fact laugh.

A laugh is a good start, but it will be hard to move on after a beginning like that.

Now here are a couple more openers you should normally not use, even though many men think these are great pickup lines: “Do you come here often?” or “Haven’t I seen you somewhere before?”  Puleeze!  You must think of something more original than that!  These lines are totally worn out, and will indicate that you are unimaginative and dull.

You may be tempted to fall back on the old standby, “Hi, can I buy you a drink?”  Resist the urge, at least at first, for the same reasons. Once the conversation is flowing smoothly, you can offer her a drink.

Remember that women, especially pretty ones, have heard it all before.  They know every line and move, every approach and every trick.  Years ago, a dot-com multimillionaire would approach attractive women and open with this line:  “Hi there, can I buy you a car?”

I suspect this tactic got him talking to the ladies alright, but not much farther, most of the time.  Women are not fools.  They know very well that a perfect stranger is not going to buy them an expensive item like a car, at least not right away.

One reliable method that often works is to go up to the woman and ask a question, or ask for information.  Example:  “Do you know what time this bar closes?”  or “Do you know any good restaurants nearby?”  If she names a restaurant, it is no doubt one of her favorites. Let the conversation develop.  If you sense that she might be interested in you, invite her to go to the eatery for a bite.

I said earlier that I have dated many women.  So which approach worked best for me?  Well, I tried many ways to pick up girls, often using clever lines and amusing jokes. But I found that the simple, straightforward approach usually was best.  I would just walk up to the girl and say, “Hi, how are you?”

She would reply.  Then I would find something to compliment her on.  “You have a pretty smile” or “You have nice eyes”.  She will again reply.  Then I would say something like “My name is Jake, can I join you for a moment?”

This normally works much better than saying something nice about her hair or her dress (save that for later).  It signals that you are interested in her as a person, and that you are not some superficial jerk.The lady will also find it different and refreshing, and that makes you stand out from the crowd.

Try these techniques with patience and sensitivity.  You will find they work very well.  But do not be afraid to use your own judgement and your instincts when you are with that special girl. Be direct and honest.  You will not succeed every time, but your overall success rate will surely increase€ a lot!

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Question: i came up with two
hey i want you in bed cause you bootyful
and somebody call pet control cause there’s a vixon on the loose XD

Answer: Good, now make a promise to yourself… Do not EVER under any circumstance use either one of the two!

The thing with funny pick up lines is that, they’re there either for sarcasm purposes, or to make a girl laugh. If you do deliver a funny line, its when she’s already interested and has been eyeing you for a while, so you deliver the line as  a kind of a parody. In this case its funny.

Do not however use these lines expecting to make a random girl laugh. You will come across creepy, and stupid.

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Question: alright you guys, i have a love for cheesy pick up lines. and i need a laugh. anybody got any good ones? thanks!

Answer:

1. You must be a parking ticket because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
2. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.
3. I’m no fred flinstone but I can make your bed rock.
4. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
5. Are you Jamaican because you’re ja makin me go crazy!
6. Did you just break wind because you blew me away

NOTE: These are just for making fun of, that there are guys who would use them… DO NOT under any circumstance use anything as stupid or cheesey as this, lol…

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Pick up lines are overrated and 9 out of 10 times, you will get absolutely rejected, and go home either massaging your sore temple, or worse, a totally crushed ego. The thing to remember here is not to make the woman you’re hitting on feel stupid, so treat them as rational beings, and not to insult their intellect. They do have brains you know. Be straight to the point, smooth, simple and worth your words. Below are the most obvious and in-your-face top 10 pick up lines you should know… and should put to good use.

What’s your name? Can I buy you a drink? Excuse me, is this seat taken? Dance with me? You look familiar. I just want to know you. Do you come here often? I think we met before. Can I hang around a bit? You’re really pretty.

Simple and straightforward. No frills, just your ordinary lines in an ordinary day but will surely cause an impact to the ladies. These lines will not make you look too cocky or a conceited jerk. Girls are often hit on, so the least you can do is be original and creative.

Simple and straightforward. No frills, just your ordinary lines in an ordinary day but will surely cause an impact to the ladies. These lines will not make you look too cocky or a conceited jerk. Girls are often hit on, so the least you can do is be original and creative.

Now remember that pick up lines are for the brave and gutsy. It’s for someone who can stomach a lot of rejections in one night that can last you a lifetime. Why are worth trying? Well, you can never know it it’s going to work on that hot babe that just gave you the eye when you sauntered in. Good luck!

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