Are you thinking about using those bad pick up lines to get women? Are you wondering if all lines are bad? How do you tell the good ones from the bad ones?

Well, here’s a funny answer you might not have thought of. Some scientists actually did some thinking on this, and they came up with an answer. The reason guys use bad pick up lines is on purpose. Why? As a filtration system to choose for easy girls. The thinking goes that if a girl responds badly to a bad, corny, cheesy pick up line, she’s game. That way, you don’t have to spend weeks getting to know her to see if she’s game for easy, effortless sex. You get to find out within a line.

Me personally, I think that’s a stupid strategy. But that’s I guess a thing of personal preferences and values. I don’t like upsetting and annoying 50 women, and getting brutally rejected 50 times to get to one that wants to bang me.

An option that I prefer is using good lines the right way… and making many women happy. It pays more in the long run. Because you see, when you approach a woman with a good pick up line, even if she’s not single, or not interested sexually, you’ll make a great friend! And there’s better long-term thinking there.

You see… You can go around and hit on 50 random women to sleep with one… OR build up a life where you’re being handed attractive women. What I mean is building this lifestyle where you have a dozen hot female friends and hundreds of female acquaintances who all love you. Guess what? Meeting and getting to know women becomes effortless, you keep getting introduced to and praised by new women. Everyone wants to set you up.

It takes a bit more time, but once you’ve set this system up, you can get laid more and with hotter women than any “hit on 50 random women” type of guy. Heck, he’d need to bother a 100 women a week to catch up to you… while you get the same results by just living your life.

So how do you identify good pick up lines? They are respectful, charming, witty, and do not allude to sex, but her personality… If you deliver them right, you will make every single woman smile… and want to jump you, or… be your friend. And remember, a hot female friend is a great investment.

There are lot of misconceptions in the pick up line field. They are used only for starting conversation with somebody you don’t know. That is all. Guys think that pick up lines are intended to instantly sweep a girl of her feet. No, they are just there to start the conversation.

Another misconception is that every line should work on every girl. That is also not true. Every girl is different, so why should the same thing work on different people. Actually there is no perfect pick up line that will work anytime anywhere. No line will work every time simply because every situation is different.

The best way to make a pick up line is to start using your creative mind. Just think about some clever one liners that should break the ice, nothing more. Your should be funny and interesting. Something easy that will forward the conversation into something deeper.

The best lines are lines that concern something from the environment. That way the both of you can easily relate to the situation and continue the interaction. Provided that the girl is is still interesting as you thought she would be. Start being creative and think about funny things in your environment that you could comment on.

It will pay off big time, trust me.

Sometimes, some guys can pull off the whole “sweet talkin & sauve” thing. If you’re one of these guys, then this is a list I have compiled for you. If you consider yourself charming, or at least want to give it a try, be my guest. These lines work best if you’re charming and able to pull them off. If you’re of the more serious nature, or a straight-talker, then lines like this, might come off weird coming out of your mouth.

• If you spot a girl you eyed all night leaving the party -> “Don’t leave yet, we haven’t met yet!” – Said with a huge, charming grin
• If its a girl you’ve seen around the neighborhood, campus a few times -> “I’ve seen you many times, and I finally gathered up the courage to introduce myself. Hi, I’m Bob”
• I saw your smile from a block away, it just blew me away, so I decided to come over and meet the girl with the amazing smile
• Are you a dancer by any chance? Because you move with such elegance.

Now these are all examples, not lines to memorize. The point is to say something genuine, that you really are feeling the moment you see her. If you don’t feel it, then it will most likely and almost assuredly backfire! So really, you only want to say this stuff if a) You are genuine about it and b) you genuinelly want to make her day, not just just “score”.

A really “great way” to screw up this stuff is to have a hidden agenda. If your goal is “Oh wow, girl with hot butt, I must go there, give this line and make her have sex with me tonight”, it will fail! It will backfire! And no, its not that women hate sex. They love it just as much as guys do! The trouble is… Its the hidden agenda that they hate. They want stuff to happen, because “it happened”. They don’t want you going in there with a pre-determined intent. When they feel you have a hidden agenda, to them that’s off-putting. They want that stuff to “happen” organically, and on its own throughout the meeting phase. They feel it should happen gradually, as you’re just being social and talking to one another, the sexuality ramps up.

So, what’s the “right” mindset to have? The mindset you want to have is “She looks interesting, let’s go over there and make her day! ” You actually want to have that as your only outcome. If you genuinely do, you’ll do it in the right, sweet way and it will come across great! And guess what? THEN if shes shows more interest, you can move forward to an agenda

You have to be able to sweet talk a woman if you want her to like you. No, you can’t pick up girls only with your looks, your wits are also important. Sure on the first impressions looks matter very much, but on the second look… A whole different story.  You simply must know how to talk elegantly and fluently when you are with a woman. Become a sweet talking womanizer and girls will flock to you.

Women love it when you show emotional vulnerability. The best time to show it is right on the opening. That way she sees you are a romantic guy and she is instantly attracted. Learn a couple of these lines, and a girl will know that you are the guy.

#1 “I am so lucky we met.” You know that soulmate BS, well girls buy it. When you say to her things like that she will special around you. And you will look like the dream guy she always wanted. Tell her and describe her that you like her by saying the above line. She will melt instantly. I know, I’ve said it before.

#2 “Only you make feel like I feel now” Show her that you are grateful for the good feelings she gives you. Say to her that you love the way you two talk. Only she can get so deep into your soul. She needs to know that. If she knows that you feel this way about her, she will feel the same about you.

#3a “I want this moment to last forever” The word ‘forever’ is more than just something to indicate a timeline for most girls. When they hear this word from a guy, they feel like they’ve found the one who they can share their life with. The methods above will inevitably lead to intense scenarios. She might kiss you, hug you or touch your face as she feels herself falling into a daze.

#3b “I wish this moment would last forever” Keep this for the special moments in your relationship when you actually feel that you should say that. Do not try to fake it and say it everyday. When a girl hears this line from a guy she knows that they have something really special. When you say this to a girl, all kind of crazy things could happen. Beware!

Some dude from yahoo answers had a cool question. Now, its obvious he hasnt taken my secret quiz, but ignore that, and focus on his question, and how I answer it.

Question:

What are some romantic pick up lines to say to a girl? What the question says. (:

My answer:

Well, there are a lot of good pickup lines, some which can sound romantic, and some not.
It’s seems from your question that you are asking for a quick cure, something that will immediately make the woman fall in love with you. Well, let me tell you a little secret. A pick up line or an opener is just a start, it doesn’t guarantee anything. Still, first impressions are very important, so let me give you a few tips.

If you want your first line to come off as romantic, it’s best to simply be normal, honest, and sincere.

You can go up to her and tell her something like “Heeey…I just saw you….and I think that you are…absolutely attractive.”

I put the dots to show you that IT’S WAY MORE IMPORTANT HOW YOU SAY IT than what you say. So, say it slooowly with a confident seductive voice while looking her in the eyes all the time!

Even though you can come up with some lines yourself now, I’ll give you a few others.

“Excuse me, I like you and I would like to get to know you.”

“I don’t have clever pick up line or anything…I just came over here to meet you.”

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Some dude from yahoo answers had a cool question. Now, its obvious he hasnt taken my secret quiz, but ignore that, and focus on his question, and how I answer it.

Question:

What are some really funny pick up lines? me and my friend are having a competition to have the best pick up lines… anybody have some good ones???

My answer:

1. Are your parents retards… cause you special!
2. Hey Baby, did you fart… cause you blow me away!
3. You must’ve just had Campbell’s soup… cause you’re lookin’ mmm… mmm… good!
4. Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday… I just wanted to know your parents created such a beautiful angel?
5. Your parents must be terrorists… cause you da BOMB!
6. Hey, do you like McDonalds… well, just call me “Big Mac.”
7. Hello, my name is Elmo and baby you can tickle me anytime you want!
8. I would buy you a drink but I’d just be jealous of the glass.
9. Do you like chocolate… well, just call me Mr. Goodbar!
10. I’m not going to ask for your phone number cause I know you’d say ‘no’ so can I have your e-mail address?
11. I’m not Fred Flinestone but I can definitely make your bed rock!
12. I’ve heard sex is a killer… want to die happy?
13. Can I read your t-shirt in brail?
14. What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk? My zipper.
15. You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyways!
16. Let’s make like a fabric softner and snuggle!
17. Excuse me, I wrote this poem for you… Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re HOT!
18. Hi, I work at Subways but I only can give you a footlong.
19. Are you a computer whiz… it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.
20. Ouch! Damn… do you have a band-aid? I cut my knee when I fell for you.
21. *looks and pats around her back* Hey, I thought angels had wings?
22. I’ve heard milk does a body good but DAMN how much did you drink?!
23. Are you parents bakers… cause you got some hot buns!
24. I wanna get all hot and sweaty and listen to you breathe hard… um, you wanna go running?
25. Can I have a picture… I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.

Question:

What are some legit pick up lines that actually have worked (Guys and girls too please)? Ok so I’m smooth with the ladies and have no problem having conversations. However my one problem is that I alway get nervous walking up to one and starting a conversation out of the blue for some reason. So I’m wondering if there’s any ice breakers or pick up lines that have worked for you?

My answer:

Hey, welcome to the club of men that are generally good with women, but have the hardest time meeting them in the first place (with the exception when someone introduces them).

Now, the funny thing is when you ask which ones have ‘work for us.’

Let me tell you, it’s not about the pick up line itself, it’s how you use it and how you generally come across. You said that you are already smooth with the ladies, so you probably at least won’t come of as creepy. It’s very important to come across as confident and charming when you say the line.

I’ll only give you two lines. You can make variations of them yourself. You’ll see that it’s the approach, not the line.

Here is something for the clubs: “Hey, I don’t have any clever pick up line, I just came over here to meet you.”

Now here is something for an everyday situation: “Hello, I find you really attractive…and I want to meet you.”

Some dude from yahoo answers had a cool question. Now, its obvious he hasnt taken my secret quiz, but ignore that, and focus on his question, and how I answer it.

Question:

What are some hilarious pick up lines you know?

My answer:

The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

I like every bone in your body especially mine.

How about you sit on my lap and we’ll see what pops up?

Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?

Why don’t you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?

Baby I’m like milk, I’ll do your body good.

Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.

Hey baby lets play army I’ll lay down you can blow me up.

If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays

If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

You’re like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can’t stop you!

I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

If you were a car door I would slam you all night long

Baby, your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.

How about you sit on my lap and we’ll straighten things out

Baby, I’d run a mile for your vertical smile. Nice shirt…. wanna fuck?

If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put U and I together.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

Can I have fries with that shake!

I’ve got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U.

You’re so sweet you’re giving me a toothache.

Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?

If I had eleven roses and you, I’d have a dozen.

Hi, I’m new in town. Can I have directions to your house?

Pardon my is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

Do you know CPR because you take my breath away.

Your daddy must of been a drug dealer ’cause you’re dope.

My face is leaving in 15 minutes…be on it!

I’d look good on you.

When does your centerfold come out.

So do ya wanna see something really swell?

I’ve seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?

I’ve got the hot dog and you got the buns.

Is your name Gillette? …because you’re the best a man can get.

Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?

I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.

You have nice legs. What time do they open?

Do you like Subway? How about my foot long?

Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.

Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I’d just love to tap that ass!

Are those pants from outer space? Cause that ass is out of this world.

You’re like a championship bass, I don’t know if I should mount you or eat you.

Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb!

Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.

If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head tonight?