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Top 7 Funny Pickup Lines

Cory Winn — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 16:43:48 +0000

1. Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone…your number not in it.

Funny pickup line… No doubt it… But will it work? Well, if the girl happens to like you, she might chuckle and then talk to you, but if you really want a girls’ number, there are a lot nicer approaches and lines. Let me share with you the number one most effective method I’ve ever seen anyone do.

I have this friend who just simply approaches girls and says “Hey guys, you look really cool. Listen, me and my friends are putting together a part at this bar, and you look cool. Let me get your numbers to let you know when the time and place is, if you feel like coming over”.

Guess why this works? Because no girl will ever reject an invitation to a cool party. You’re just offering an opportunity. You’re not forcing it down on her, you’re not tring to GET something from her, like get her number, get a date… You’re here to give her something, an invitation to a party – and the number is just a means to take the invitation further, a mere formality.

2. You know what would look great on you? Me.

Well, this is one funny pick up line that guarantees a sneer and “get away from me creep” type of response. Heck, even a girl that’s been eyeing you all night and wishing you approached her would most likely respond badly to it.

So is there any way to communicate the same message, but without putting her off? Actually, yes. Just walk up to her and say, “Hey, I noticed you from over there and thought I’d come over and introduce myself”. Women really like implied meaning and subtlety… The communication here is “I noticed you because you look so great that i made me have to come here”, yet you’re still respectful and not forcing yourself onto her.

3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Now, I actually recommend you try this line out, just for fun when you get the balls to do it. Why? Because if you can get away with this line, it means you’ve mastered approaching women, and really let me reveal the secret to you… Its not about what you say! The words don’t matter. Heck, I have a friend who actually places bets with us that we can’t come up with a line that will get him rejected. No how retarded a line we give him, he manages to start a conversation with it?

Why? Because of what he communicates with his eyes, and his demeanor. If its a funny line, he does with a look of like “I’m just saying this as a joke”, so the girl ends up laughing instead of going “get away from me freak”. So, if you really wanna master approaching, try this line until you’re consistently getting good reactions with it.

4. Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?

Now, this is one of those rare funny pick-up lines that can actually be used as a normal conversation starter. Yes, its funny, and yes it could potentially be a corny pick-up line, but as it stands-its also a charming line to just say “hey, I want to meet you”… Just like with the above line, try this one until you get consistent at having women chuckle at it, and it leading to a good conversation with these women.

Let me give you a hint on delivery… When you’re saying it, have this expression on your face that says “Hey I’m just saying this for fun”, and the moment you deliver it, immediately switch over to “Nah, just kidding. But I did wanna come over here and introduce myself. Hi, my name is…”

5. I own a rocket. First stop your moons, then Uranus!

Cheesy as it comes… But hey, do you think its possible to communicate this without pissing off a woman? Seriously? Ever thought about this? Is there a way to approach a woman and immediatelly say “Hey, I got a rocket, and we can have fun with it”, but do it with normal, uncheesy words?

Actually there is. Another one of my friends has mastered this method… But hint, he only uses on women who are super into him, like if a woman has been staring him all night. He just walks up to her and says “Hey, if you wanna go to my place so much, just come right out and say it, no need to beat around the bush!”… And at this point they usually laugh. But again, it has to be said in a way where its obvious you’re joking… Kinda. He says it where its clear he’s just messing with her. You’re not forcing it on her, as its a joke, but somewhere there its also implied that “but, there is some truth to this joke”.

6. You turn my software into hardware!

If you want to be guaranteed a “get away from me creep” reaction. This has to be the best funny pick up line for that. Now, I have no idea why you would want such a reaction, but trust me, you don’t want to even try this line out, ever… Except on maybe a girlfriend as a joke.

However, you can communicate the same thing without being cheesy. How? Well, there’s a certain combination of words where you say the exact same thing, but instead of repulsed, she’ll be flattered, and maybe even get aroused.

See the girl you’re interested in, catch her eyes and make this “I want you, and you want me” kind of a smirk on your face… and slowly start walkings towards here as you maintain eye-contact. As you reach her, say “You caught my eyes, and I think you’re very beautiful”. Say this with a sort of “bedroom” tonality. Literally imagine you’re having sex with her as you’re saying this. Say it, and just hold silent, and just keep the eye-contact, keep on “having sex with her” with your eyes, until she blushes and looks down. If she does… its ON.

7. I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!

Now, this line sounds funny in print, right? Its kinda hilarious, but in real life it just doesn’t come out right. If you want an alternative, here’s something one of my friends does… If he notices a woman checking him out, he just walks up to her and says something like “I appreciate the attention, but I’m not just a peace of meat” (wink, wink)… She gets that he’s joking, they have a laugh, and then they just get to know each other. And hey, like I said, the main take-home point of this article is this… Every “line” works more or less… Its how you say it, and what your intent is when approaching that makes the difference, and especially how interested she was in you to begin with.

The 3 Best Pickup Lines to Use To Make Her Attracted to You

Cory Winn — Mon, 24 May 2010 09:14:09 +0000

You have to be able to sweet talk a woman if you want her to like you. No, you can’t pick up girls only with your looks, your wits are also important. Sure on the first impressions looks matter very much, but on the second look… A whole different story. You simply must know how to talk elegantly and fluently when you are with a woman. Become a sweet talking womanizer and girls will flock to you.

Women love it when you show emotional vulnerability. The best time to show it is right on the opening. That way she sees you are a romantic guy and she is instantly attracted. Learn a couple of these lines, and a girl will know that you are the guy.

#1 “I am so lucky we met.” You know that soulmate BS, well girls buy it. When you say to her things like that she will special around you. And you will look like the dream guy she always wanted. Tell her and describe her that you like her by saying the above line. She will melt instantly. I know, I’ve said it before.

#2 “Only you make feel like I feel now” Show her that you are grateful for the good feelings she gives you. Say to her that you love the way you two talk. Only she can get so deep into your soul. She needs to know that. If she knows that you feel this way about her, she will feel the same about you.

#3a “I want this moment to last forever” The word ‘forever’ is more than just something to indicate a timeline for most girls. When they hear this word from a guy, they feel like they’ve found the one who they can share their life with. The methods above will inevitably lead to intense scenarios. She might kiss you, hug you or touch your face as she feels herself falling into a daze.

#3b “I wish this moment would last forever” Keep this for the special moments in your relationship when you actually feel that you should say that. Do not try to fake it and say it everyday. When a girl hears this line from a guy she knows that they have something really special. When you say this to a girl, all kind of crazy things could happen. Beware!

Pick Up Lines For Guys – Top 3 Openers

Cory Winn — Mon, 24 May 2010 09:13:57 +0000

I am sure that you have wanted to meet a girl, but you just did not know what should you say to start the conversation. Starting a conversation with a stranger can be very tricky. But if you have some simple lines prepared the conversation should start smoothly.

Women love when guys make the first move, it tells them a lot about that guy. Not many guys approach women, only the bravest do. But even the bravest need some help in getting the conversation going. So here are some simple lines you can use when you approach a girl. They may look a cliche, but they work. Otherwise guys would not use them. So let’s go.

1. “Do we know each other from somewhere?”

Yes it’s sound like a cliche. But it is effective. When you say this to a girl she will go to great lengths to remember did she met you somewhere. After you get into the conversation, you can say you lied just because you wanted to meet her but you did not know how to start talking to her. This is very cute and it will disarm her totally.

2. “Girls are approaching me all night. Can I sit with you to relax?”

By doing this you show to the girl that you are a chick magnet and that you are wanted by women. And its actually very funny. Girls should say this to guys, but you made the whole situation backwards. That shows your intelligence. And as we know girls love smart guys.

3. “So, what are you doing here?”

This is particularly useful when you are invited to some event and the girl you like is also there. In these kinds of situations the most natural thing to do is to ask the other person what are they doing there. Ask her how did she wind up in this event, does she know the host? By doing this you gain instant rapport and the girl and you have a chance to hit it off easily.

Guys beware, use these lines at your own risk. Girls could react to good and then you would have no more extra time for yourself. Too bad.

Q&A: What are some romantic pick up lines to say to a girl?

Cory Winn — Mon, 24 May 2010 09:13:55 +0000

Some dude from yahoo answers had a cool question. Now, its obvious he hasnt taken my secret quiz, but ignore that, and focus on his question, and how I answer it.

Question:

What are some romantic pick up lines to say to a girl? What the question says. (:

My answer:

Well, there are a lot of good pickup lines, some which can sound romantic, and some not.
It’s seems from your question that you are asking for a quick cure, something that will immediately make the woman fall in love with you. Well, let me tell you a little secret. A pick up line or an opener is just a start, it doesn’t guarantee anything. Still, first impressions are very important, so let me give you a few tips.

If you want your first line to come off as romantic, it’s best to simply be normal, honest, and sincere.

You can go up to her and tell her something like “Heeey…I just saw you….and I think that you are…absolutely attractive.”

I put the dots to show you that IT’S WAY MORE IMPORTANT HOW YOU SAY IT than what you say. So, say it slooowly with a confident seductive voice while looking her in the eyes all the time!

Even though you can come up with some lines yourself now, I’ll give you a few others.

“Excuse me, I like you and I would like to get to know you.”

“I don’t have clever pick up line or anything…I just came over here to meet you.”

Q&A: What are some really funny pick up lines?

Cory Winn — Mon, 24 May 2010 09:13:47 +0000

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Some dude from yahoo answers had a cool question. Now, its obvious he hasnt taken my secret quiz, but ignore that, and focus on his question, and how I answer it.

Question:

What are some really funny pick up lines? me and my friend are having a competition to have the best pick up lines… anybody have some good ones???

My answer:

1. Are your parents retards… cause you special!
2. Hey Baby, did you fart… cause you blow me away!
3. You must’ve just had Campbell’s soup… cause you’re lookin’ mmm… mmm… good!
4. Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday… I just wanted to know your parents created such a beautiful angel?
5. Your parents must be terrorists… cause you da BOMB!
6. Hey, do you like McDonalds… well, just call me “Big Mac.”
7. Hello, my name is Elmo and baby you can tickle me anytime you want!
8. I would buy you a drink but I’d just be jealous of the glass.
9. Do you like chocolate… well, just call me Mr. Goodbar!
10. I’m not going to ask for your phone number cause I know you’d say ‘no’ so can I have your e-mail address?
11. I’m not Fred Flinestone but I can definitely make your bed rock!
12. I’ve heard sex is a killer… want to die happy?
13. Can I read your t-shirt in brail?
14. What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk? My zipper.
15. You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyways!
16. Let’s make like a fabric softner and snuggle!
17. Excuse me, I wrote this poem for you… Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re HOT!
18. Hi, I work at Subways but I only can give you a footlong.
19. Are you a computer whiz… it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.
20. Ouch! Damn… do you have a band-aid? I cut my knee when I fell for you.
21. *looks and pats around her back* Hey, I thought angels had wings?
22. I’ve heard milk does a body good but DAMN how much did you drink?!
23. Are you parents bakers… cause you got some hot buns!
24. I wanna get all hot and sweaty and listen to you breathe hard… um, you wanna go running?
25. Can I have a picture… I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.

Q&A: What are some legit pick up lines that actually have worked (Guys and girls too please)?

Cory Winn — Mon, 24 May 2010 09:13:42 +0000

Question:

What are some legit pick up lines that actually have worked (Guys and girls too please)? Ok so I’m smooth with the ladies and have no problem having conversations. However my one problem is that I alway get nervous walking up to one and starting a conversation out of the blue for some reason. So I’m wondering if there’s any ice breakers or pick up lines that have worked for you?

My answer:

Hey, welcome to the club of men that are generally good with women, but have the hardest time meeting them in the first place (with the exception when someone introduces them).

Now, the funny thing is when you ask which ones have ‘work for us.’

Let me tell you, it’s not about the pick up line itself, it’s how you use it and how you generally come across. You said that you are already smooth with the ladies, so you probably at least won’t come of as creepy. It’s very important to come across as confident and charming when you say the line.

I’ll only give you two lines. You can make variations of them yourself. You’ll see that it’s the approach, not the line.

Here is something for the clubs: “Hey, I don’t have any clever pick up line, I just came over here to meet you.”

Now here is something for an everyday situation: “Hello, I find you really attractive…and I want to meet you.”

Q&A: What are some hilarious pick up lines you know?

Cory Winn — Mon, 24 May 2010 09:13:35 +0000

Some dude from yahoo answers had a cool question. Now, its obvious he hasnt taken my secret quiz, but ignore that, and focus on his question, and how I answer it.

Question:

What are some hilarious pick up lines you know?

My answer:

The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

I like every bone in your body especially mine.

How about you sit on my lap and we’ll see what pops up?

Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?

Why don’t you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?

Baby I’m like milk, I’ll do your body good.

Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.

Hey baby lets play army I’ll lay down you can blow me up.

If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays

If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

You’re like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can’t stop you!

I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

If you were a car door I would slam you all night long

Baby, your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.

How about you sit on my lap and we’ll straighten things out

Baby, I’d run a mile for your vertical smile. Nice shirt…. wanna fuck?

If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put U and I together.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

Can I have fries with that shake!

I’ve got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U.

You’re so sweet you’re giving me a toothache.

Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?

If I had eleven roses and you, I’d have a dozen.

Hi, I’m new in town. Can I have directions to your house?

Pardon my is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

Do you know CPR because you take my breath away.

Your daddy must of been a drug dealer ’cause you’re dope.

My face is leaving in 15 minutes…be on it!

I’d look good on you.

When does your centerfold come out.

So do ya wanna see something really swell?

I’ve seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?

I’ve got the hot dog and you got the buns.

Is your name Gillette? …because you’re the best a man can get.

Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?

I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.

You have nice legs. What time do they open?

Do you like Subway? How about my foot long?

Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.

Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I’d just love to tap that ass!

Are those pants from outer space? Cause that ass is out of this world.

You’re like a championship bass, I don’t know if I should mount you or eat you.

Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb!

Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.

If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head tonight?

Q&A: Girls: Do you fall for guys with cheesy, romantic pick up lines?

Cory Winn — Mon, 24 May 2010 09:13:31 +0000

Some dude from yahoo answers had a cool question. Now, its obvious he hasnt taken my secret quiz, but ignore that, and focus on his question, and how I answer it.

Question:

Girls: Do you fall for guys with cheesy, romantic pick up lines? example: you are the most important person in my life or you are purely amazing …. i like you because your beautiful and smart. You haveto admit, he could go a lot deeper… arent those just superficial lines?

My answer:

Well, depends on who are they coming from. If they are coming from a sober honest guy, they will get the attention. If they are coming for a guys who reeks of alcohol and is just looking for quick sex, that will also show.

When wanting to approach a woman, notice what you really like about here. That way, you don’t have to make up anything. Believe it or not, women have something like a special radar to see through all the lies and wannabe lines. It’s going to be way more effective if you just come over to her and say even something along those lines you suggested, but in a really sincere way.

Even if the line is considered cheesy, in that moment when you are slowly saying it to her, she is deeply involved in the moment and focused on nothing else but you…and she isn’t logically evaluating the pick up line.

Q&A: What are some good pick up lines to pick up girls? Ladies help?

Cory Winn — Mon, 24 May 2010 09:13:07 +0000

Some dude from yahoo answers had a cool question. Now, its obvious he hasn’t taken my secret quiz, but ignore that, and focus on his question, and how I answer it.

Question:

What are some good pick up lines to pick up girls? Ladies help.? I just want to know some good pick up lines to pick up girls. that you dont know. but we are at school.

My answer:

Well, you probably aren’t going to believe me if I tell you.

The best pickup line is “Hey, I’m Joe and I would like to get to know you.” I know you expected something miraculous and out of the blue! The good truth is that you don’t need a good pick up line. You simply need courage and sincerity.

If you are keen on to getting a particular woman, the problem is not that you are not approaching her because you don’t have good pick up line. The problem is that you would probably be afraid to go up to her and say even the best pick up line I gave you.

If you can’t meet a woman with the line I gave you, then you can’t meet women with any line. It’s that simple. It’s that obvious.

How Talk To Girls – Things To Talk To Girls About

Cory Winn — Mon, 24 May 2010 09:13:05 +0000

If you have trouble in starting and staying in conversations with women I have good news for you. If you are ready to put a little bit an effort in and learn some new ideas your problem will be long gone. I know that you have troubled by women and their strange behavior, but that’s only because you don’t understand the underlining meanings of their behavior and actions. Here I will give you some great tips and ideas that can improve your standing with women in any situation.

The most common excuse when it comes to men who need to talk to women is that they don’t know what will they talk about. They simply can’t remember anything that they could share with a woman. The opposite of that is true. You have everything to talk about. Don’t think that your stuff won’t be interesting to a girl. If a girl is listening to you she wants you. And if she wants you she will listen to anything you say. So no more “I don’t know what to say.” excuses.

After all if you see that the girl is really not so interested in what you have to say you can always change the topic and move on. Women are very flexible, they adapt to anything you say or do.

I know that you thought that I will give you some magic bullet that will solve all your problems when you talk with women. But there is no magic bullet, and it will never be one. Only think you can do is to start acknowledging yourself more and start to believe that everything you say has great value.