Some dude from yahoo answers had a cool question. Now, its obvious he hasnt taken my secret quiz, but ignore that, and focus on his question, and how I answer it.
Question:
What are some really funny pick-up lines? These pick-up lines can be as funny or as crude as you like – just make me laugh!
My answer:
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
What is your favorite color? (Answer) Mine too!
What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name. (switch if female asking a male)
What sort of person are you looking? Wait- don’t tell me: medium height, blue eyes, etc…
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
What would you do if I kissed you right now?
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
What’s a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?
What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it’s not coming off!
What’s the name of your perfume? “Catch of the Day?”
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Get a girl to feel your shirt and ask her:
“Does this feel like Boyfriend material?”
this is more like a offensive pick up line
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
(they should say no)
well it must of cause you fell on your face!
lmao my fav pickup line eva
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that…your numbers not in it.
You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.
Somebody call heaven cause an angel just fell from the sky.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
You know what would look good on you? Me!
Say “I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.” and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
I must be in heaven because I’m looking at an angel!
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
If I had a garden I’d put your two lips and my two lips together.
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be a McGorgeous.
You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everybody we did it anyway.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I’m lost at sea!
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
Do you know karate? Cause your body’s kickin!
You’re ugly, but you intrigue me…
If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
Bond….James Bond
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Are you a clock? Cause you’re ticking me off.
Polar Bear (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.
Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
Are you form Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see!!!
What do you and the weather have in common? You’re both Hot!
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you’re blowing me away.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!
There are 20 angels in the world :11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
I’m going outside to make out… care to join me?
(To someone working somewhere where a counter separates you) You’re like a drug to me. Good thing you’re over the counter.