What Are Some Really Funny Pick Up Lines?

Here is another cool question from yahoo answers. Check it out and see if it resonates with you.

me and my friend are having a competition to have the best pick up lines… anybody have some good ones???

My quick answer to this question:

Hey baby… I got me my library card here, and I’m CHECKING YOU OUT!

In case someone takes the line above seriously… Its a joke. Don’t be a douche enough to actually go and annoy girls with it. If you actually do want to make girls laugh… Get into a conversation first, using some of the conversation starters that I talk about. Then see if there’s chemistry and you two make each other laugh.

But really dude there's no reason you should be confused about any of this. If you haven't taken the quiz to see how you stack up with women yet... Click here and see what your results are on the personal dating quiz.

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{ 11 comments… read them below or add one }

(ffs) Flowerz October 13, 2009 at 11:44 pm

well someone sed this to nick jonas…
are you a parking ticket because you’ve got fine written all over you….
apparently he got really red and embarrassed…hehe but i guess it worked then…well good luck i hope you win… :)
oh and heres a website….http://www.pick-up-lines.info/
nice name right? haha….

tesia m October 13, 2009 at 11:56 pm

http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~montymex/pi…
lol just scroll down and pick a category type 1-9 from beavis and butt head type to straight to the point. There not the best but they are funny:D goodluck in destroyin ur friend in the competition!

SoFtBaLl LoVeR October 14, 2009 at 12:00 am

Did you just fart? ‘Cause you blew me away. hahahaha.

rtuntsh October 14, 2009 at 12:16 am

you must be Jamaican… because Jamaican me crazy!!!!

gh0stfac October 14, 2009 at 12:58 am

Yo babe I wanna kiss you so bad right now, I’ll start on your lips and then work my way up to your belly button.

jeffajef October 14, 2009 at 1:00 am

do you have a pen??
because i have to put you on my to do list.

Dead and loving it October 14, 2009 at 1:34 am

if i told u u had a sexy body would u hold it against me

Honey October 14, 2009 at 2:11 am

ummm uhhhhh you ! your so uhhhh!
oh god i forgot my name.

Did she really just say that? October 14, 2009 at 2:34 am

Is that a mirror in your pants?
because i see my self in them

No Name October 14, 2009 at 3:30 am

I knew we would eventually meet up but I thought you were a coors light chick…well, how about a drink and a back rub?

IrishGui October 14, 2009 at 3:30 am

good luck with ur friends…

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