Comments on: What Are Some Really Funny Pick Up Lines?

By: Stephen

Stephen — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 14:59:27 +0000

Try this:

“Hey, I saw you from over there and thought you would be perfect for my first kiss… would you oblige?”

IrishGui — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 03:30:24 +0000

good luck with ur friends…

No Name — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 03:30:01 +0000

I knew we would eventually meet up but I thought you were a coors light chick…well, how about a drink and a back rub?

Did she really just say that? — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 02:34:36 +0000

Is that a mirror in your pants?
because i see my self in them

Honey — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 02:11:28 +0000

ummm uhhhhh you ! your so uhhhh!
oh god i forgot my name.

Dead and loving it — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 01:34:52 +0000

if i told u u had a sexy body would u hold it against me

jeffajef — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 01:00:24 +0000

do you have a pen??
because i have to put you on my to do list.

gh0stfac — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 00:58:28 +0000

Yo babe I wanna kiss you so bad right now, I’ll start on your lips and then work my way up to your belly button.

rtuntsh — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 00:16:37 +0000

you must be Jamaican… because Jamaican me crazy!!!!

SoFtBaLl LoVeR — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 00:00:14 +0000

Did you just fart? ‘Cause you blew me away. hahahaha.