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Some dude from yahoo answers had a cool question. Now, its obvious he hasnt taken my secret quiz, but ignore that, and focus on his question, and how I answer it.
Question:
What are some really funny pick up lines? me and my friend are having a competition to have the best pick up lines… anybody have some good ones???
My answer:
1. Are your parents retards… cause you special!
2. Hey Baby, did you fart… cause you blow me away!
3. You must’ve just had Campbell’s soup… cause you’re lookin’ mmm… mmm… good!
4. Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday… I just wanted to know your parents created such a beautiful angel?
5. Your parents must be terrorists… cause you da BOMB!
6. Hey, do you like McDonalds… well, just call me “Big Mac.”
7. Hello, my name is Elmo and baby you can tickle me anytime you want!
8. I would buy you a drink but I’d just be jealous of the glass.
9. Do you like chocolate… well, just call me Mr. Goodbar!
10. I’m not going to ask for your phone number cause I know you’d say ‘no’ so can I have your e-mail address?
11. I’m not Fred Flinestone but I can definitely make your bed rock!
12. I’ve heard sex is a killer… want to die happy?
13. Can I read your t-shirt in brail?
14. What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk? My zipper.
15. You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyways!
16. Let’s make like a fabric softner and snuggle!
17. Excuse me, I wrote this poem for you… Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re HOT!
18. Hi, I work at Subways but I only can give you a footlong.
19. Are you a computer whiz… it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.
20. Ouch! Damn… do you have a band-aid? I cut my knee when I fell for you.
21. *looks and pats around her back* Hey, I thought angels had wings?
22. I’ve heard milk does a body good but DAMN how much did you drink?!
23. Are you parents bakers… cause you got some hot buns!
24. I wanna get all hot and sweaty and listen to you breathe hard… um, you wanna go running?
25. Can I have a picture… I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.
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baby i got my library card…and im CHECKIN U OUTT!! ahahahaha
….classic.
Is that a mirror in your pants?
because i see my self in them
good luck with ur friends…
http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~montymex/pickup/Intropickup.html
lol just scroll down and pick a category type 1-9 from beavis and butt head type to straight to the point. There not the best but they are funny:D goodluck in destroyin ur friend in the competition!
do you have a pen??
because i have to put you on my to do list.
if i told u u had a sexy body would u hold it against me
I knew we would eventually meet up but I thought you were a coors light chick…well, how about a drink and a back rub?
Yo babe I wanna kiss you so bad right now, I’ll start on your lips and then work my way up to your belly button.
ummm uhhhhh you ! your so uhhhh!
oh god i forgot my name.
you must be Jamaican… because Jamaican me crazy!!!!
Did you just fart? ‘Cause you blew me away. hahahaha.
nice list i find it cutie funny lines although some may take it as corny.