Some dude from yahoo answers had a cool question. Now, its obvious he hasnt taken my secret quiz, but ignore that, and focus on his question, and how I answer it.
Question: Just wanted to know what are some good pick up lines
Answer:
There’s a ton of good pick up lines, heck as you can see I have an entire website dedicated to it
But the basics are, there’s really just a few rules. For a pick up line to be good, I’ve found that it needs to have the following:
1) Sincerely related to the actual situation… Like if you say some line that sounds good on paper, but has nothing to do with the situation where you approached her, its just gonna be weird.
2) It has to be sincere… You have to at least be feeling the attitude behind the line. Like… if its a line where you’re making a joke about something, you need to actually be in that witty mode!
3) Try to stay away from body-parts or too direct a sexuality. I mean there are some wild girls in some underground places that will get turned on by this… But most girls are turned off by mention of body-parts or sex in your first line.
Some Examples:
Here are some actual examples though to make the point here if you will…
(A girl you’ve noticed many times around your neighbourhood, you’ve noticed her, she’s noticed you)
- “Hey, I’ve noticed you around many times, and I find you attractive. I thought I’d ask if you were interested in maybe a cup cofee for some stimulating conversation?”
(A girl you noticed in the club a few times, you’re not sure, but you think she was also glancing your way, you happen to both be leaving the club at the same time)
- “Hey, Hi. I noticed you earlier, but didn’t gather the courage to say hi. I couldn’t let this opportunity slip… So… Hey, I’m Bob” (said with a soft, romantic gaze and smile)
(Some girls standing next to you in the concert)
- So how do you guys like the band today?
I know most of these lines sound too simple… But that’s a good pick up line is like in the real world! The funny, interesting line you’ll find online, only work to make you laugh! They don’t work in the real world. They’re too complex, too complicated, and too cheesy or canned. Use what I taught you above and you’ll do great!
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The only ones that actually work are corny and funny.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
you look familiar ?
Have i seen you?
Oh ya you look like my next girlfriend
hey baby i am a rubix cube
the more you play with me the harder i get
if i bit my lip would u kiss it to make it feel better
do you do karate
cause you have a kickin body
if i toss this 25 cent what are the chances of me getting with you
do you have a map i got lost in your eyes
you could be the ice berg and i will be the titanic
and i will go down on you
i have seen your picture before
oh ya it was in the dictonary
next to the word HOTT
Excuse me, but I DO think it’s time we met.
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Of course there’s lots of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d love to catch and mount back at my place.
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Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
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How was Heaven when you left it?
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You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
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Honey, you give new meaning to the definition of ‘edible’.
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I think I can die happy now, coz I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.
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You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.
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You should be someone’s wife.
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Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
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You’ve made me so nervous that I’ve totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.
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Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
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Is your name Gillette? …coz you’re the best a man can get.
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If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
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It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
well… havent used this one
u might get slapped
Are your parents @ssh0les? Cuz you are the $hit!!!
Are you from UPS? Cuz i could have sworn i just saw you checkin my package.
Do you work at Subway? Cuz u just gave me a footlong.
Did your @ss just smile at me?
It had her stunned into silence but she took the opportunity to keep up the game. She was a cutie though
ok, i’m here… what were your other 2 wishes?