Some dude from yahoo answers had a cool question. Now, its obvious he hasnt taken my secret quiz, but ignore that, and focus on his question, and how I answer it.
Question: do you have a crystal ball in your pocket cuz i can see myself in your pants!
is your dad a baker cuz you got some tatsy buns!
ur dad must b a marine cuz you got some big guns!
do you know any pickup lines?
Answer: Those are pretty lame dude. I mean sure, they sound fun on paper, but if you tried to use them, you’d just annoy the heck out of women. I hope you’re not thinking of using them! Here are some classical ones that really work exquisitely well.
- Hey, I’ve seen you around campus and find you attractive. I thought I’d come over and learn your name.
- I just had to say… I really love your style, its very unique.
- So how do you like the exhibit so far (if its an art exhibit, if its a concert you ask how she likes the band so far etc…)
- You look like a really cool person, do you happen to have some suggestions on (whatever is the environment, like if you’re in the movie store, on choosing a movie… if it is the bookstore, on choosing books)
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If i could re write the alphabet i would but “u”and “i” together.
I got some funny ones…
I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.
You make my software turn to hardware!
I’m glad we’re going out. I got eight kids at home that need a new mama.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m really horny, let’s go and screw.
Bond. James Bond.
Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb.
If I were a fly, I’d be all over you. Cause baby, you’re the ****.
Are you a parking ticket, because you have fine written all over you.
Haha, some of those are pretty darn funny, Enjoy!
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Haha. I have a guy friend who always uses these. It’s so cute. (:
The ones he used on me:
Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell from heaven?
Okay, give my your hand. (I give him hand.)
So there’s a river (draws line on my hand with his finger) and there’s two bunnies, one on each side (points to where they are on my hand). Now these bunnies wanna get across the river and see each other, how do they do it? (I’m clueless.)
He says other random nonsense.
I finally give up and ask him, “How do they get across the river???” He says, “I have no idea, I just wanna hold your hand.”
Tehehe. (:
-excuse me you dropped something…my jaw.
-im lost,can you give me directions to your place.
-you know your name kinda goes with my last name.
-do know what would look good on you?me.
-that dress looks so good on you but i think ot would look better on the floor.
-im good at math,u+i=69
-please help the homeless,take me home.
-im bigger and better that the titanic,only 200 women went down on the it.
-are you a tamale?cuz your hottt.
-baby did you fart?cuz you blow me away.
-baby your so sweet,you put hersheys outta buisiness.
-can i get a picture with you so i can prove to my friends do exsist.
did it hurt when you fell. they say what , u say from heaven
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.
Is your mom a baker?Cause your a cutie pie!
Do you have a map?Cause I got lost in your eyes!
Are you a booger?Cause I would pick you!
My friend is stupid xD
she yells more of these to random people lol
i forgot the others
LOL. okay. here i go!
are you a light switch? because baby you turn me onn!
why prov-alone when we can prov-together?
good thing I brought my library card because im checking you out!
haha yes they are VERY cheezy xD
ur like a prize winning fish, idk wether to eat u or mount u
is that a keg in ur pants cause id like 2 tap that!
do u believe in love at first sight or should i walk past again?
;p;
im not tickle me elmo, but you can tickle me anytime
let’s play army man, i lie down, you blow the hell outa me.
hey, come sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up
this is a funny dirty one….
when a guy tells me to suck it tell him SRRY BUT WHEN I WAS LITTLE MY MOM TOLD ME NOT TO PUT SMALL THINGS IN MY MOUTH! haha
i must call the heavens…they’re missing an angel
Extremely! corny!
I’m not Fred Flinstone but I can make your bed rock.
I love that one.
my favorite is “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see?”
I’m so real, I never used a pickup line before.
I got the F the C and the K all i need is YOU haha
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.
I lost my number, can I have yours?
pick up lines are lammee.
Are you a library book coz i wanna CHECK YOU OUT.
You’re name must be Gillette, because you’re the best a man can get.
Hi! That dress looks really beautiful on you. (not a funny one but a realistc one i would use)
If you were a BOOGAR I would pick you!
“The word of the day is legs. Lets go to my place and spread the word!”
im like a rubix cube, the more you play with me the harder i get!
Nice legs, what time do they open
Or or
He word of the day is legs. Let’s go home and spread the word
is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me
is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
Are you from Tennessee? cause ur the only ten I see
I just got a prostate exam… ladies!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? lol