What Are Some Great Pick-up Lines?

Some dude from yahoo answers had a cool question. Now, its obvious he hasnt taken my secret quiz, but ignore that, and focus on his question, and how I answer it.

Question: I have heard some pretty good ones now… What do you guys have??

Answer: Do you want the fun cheesy ones that you shouldn’t even use? Or actual real world lines that work in the real world? I’m assuming the latter… So I’ll give you the real-world ones that actually work, even though they’re not as fun as the cheesy ones.

- Hey, I saw you here, and I just had to come over and meet you. What is your name?
- Hi, How ya guys doing (at a social event, group of girls)
- How do you like the band (at a concert, bar, etc…)
- Hey, I don’t mean to interrupt you, but you looked interesting, and I wanted to meet you, Hi I’m so and so.
- Funny remark on the surroundings [like if you're in a supermarket and she's picking out fruits, you make a remark about the fruits as you pass by]

Etc… You get the point. The things that work in the real world are where you gauge the situation, and make it safe for her to talk to you… Cheesy lines don’t tend to do that, and are really a numbers game.

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{ 7 comments… read them below or add one }

o November 24, 2009 at 1:06 am

well im a girl…and im tellin u dys..dnt take dys as a insult but NOOOOOOOOOOOOBDY uses pick up lines.cmon now no girl is guna try ta get witya

Johnny M November 24, 2009 at 1:06 am

i can turn your software into hardware
your tag is sticking out it says made in heaven
you must be in the wrong place the miss universe contest is over there
can i take a picture of you so i can show santa just what i want for christmas
do you have any raisins? no? how about a date?
if this bar is a meat market you must be prime rib
Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my
problems
I wanna bag you like some groceries.
Do you have a Band aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle

Jaslanti November 24, 2009 at 2:05 am

Hello…

micmegan November 24, 2009 at 2:58 am

are you jamican? cause your jamicaming(making) me crazy.

zoe_babe November 24, 2009 at 3:56 am

how bout no lines

gloria_c November 24, 2009 at 4:14 am

Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?

Crazy with the Cheeze Whiz November 24, 2009 at 5:08 am

you me + bed- clothes/ legs and hope not to multiply
thats all i know lol

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