Some dude from yahoo answers had a cool question. Now, its obvious he hasnt taken my secret quiz, but ignore that, and focus on his question, and how I answer it.
Question: alright you guys, i have a love for cheesy pick up lines. and i need a laugh. anybody got any good ones? thanks!
Answer:
- You must be a parking ticket because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.
- I’m no fred flinstone but I can make your bed rock.
- Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
- Are you Jamaican because you’re ja makin me go crazy!
- Did you just break wind because you blew me away
NOTE: These are just for making fun of, that there are guys who would use them… DO NOT under any circumstance use anything as stupid or cheesey as this, lol…
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Someone actually used this on me: “Sorry, do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you.”
As cheesy as it was, it was also kinda cute.
Damn girl, you look like you could suck a golfball through a garden hose! do you have a boyfriend? oh you do, how long have you had that problem? maybe I can be the one to fix it.
Are you made of apples, cause you look sweet as pie.
I mean you look just like my next girlfriend.
wanna screw? (then reach out to hand her a screw)
1. My watch says you’re not wearing pants.
2. Uh, yeah I am?
1. Oh sorry, my watch must be 10 minutes fast.
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Baby, did you eat lucky charms for breakfast? Cause you are looking magically delicious!
Am i looking at a godess who just came from the sky.
Is it me ur lookin for? lionel richie lol
is it hot in here? or is it just me?
A guy asked me, “How are you ?” . I said, “I’m fine”. He said, “You sure are FINE !
what material is this? (talking about the persons clothing)…Its BOYFRIEND material! I know…pretty lame lol
” honey, if you come with me, youll be wearing silk panties the rest of your life”- chuck yager
I’m the type of guy that will always hold your hair back and I got a bucket with your name on it. More Night Train?
is your last name gillete because your the best a man can get
here’s one a guy tried on me: your face or mine
i dont have a library card but do u mind if i check you out?
I’m a hurdle, want to jump me?
your feet must be tired, cause, youve been runnin through my mind all dayy
i like reading the MENU, because it’s like ME N U!! lol