I Need Some Hilarious Pick Up Lines?

Some dude from yahoo answers had a cool question. Now, its obvious he hasnt taken my secret quiz, but ignore that, and focus on his question, and how I answer it.

Question: I Need Some Hilarious Pick Up Lines?

Answer: I’ll give you the answer, but I have to warn you first… Funny, hilarious pick-up lines can either HURT you real bad, or be a fun little banter you have with a cute girl.

What’s the difference? She has to be attracted to you, or at least find you a cool person to chat with. If you’re intimidating, creepy, or repulsive, these lines will just make her shudder and shrug you off.

Let me give you an example “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?” –> If you just run up to some random girl on the street, who didn’t even see you coming, this line will just annoy her or frighten her. Now, if she’s a super-social, cool girl who’s used to meeting a lot of people, she might entertain it (these girls are rare), but she’s still likely to have a bad opinion of you just running out of nowhere and delivering this line.

HOWEVER… What if instead, the following happened… You’re walking down the street, and you eye a cute girl, she notices you noticing you, and she eyes you back for a few seconds, there’s a bit of tension in the air, you know something happened here, right? So, if you now go up to her, and say “”Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?” – Its within the context of what just happened, and if you DELIVER it in a funny, insinuating, way, she’s gonna laugh…

Again, the important thing is tying to what just happened (that eye-exchange), and saying it in a way where its clear you’re cracking a joke. A subtle shift in tone and demeanor, can mean “I’m a cocky asshole, and all women should love me just coz I walked by”. This is not the impression you want to make, it has to be clear you’re joking. With that in mind, there are a bit more hilarious pick up lines here.

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Amy R December 24, 2009 at 12:05 pm

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BY THE WAY “DEAL” I FORGOT TO ANSWER YESTERDAY

ITALIA December 24, 2009 at 12:40 pm

Want to go to a party? Run up my leg and have a ball.

triton2t December 24, 2009 at 1:32 pm

You must be a parking ticket cause you’ve got FINE written all over ya!
You look like a criminal, and I’m ready to take a bit out of crime.(someone actually tried to use this one on me)
The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex.

Kimberly December 24, 2009 at 2:08 pm

are those mirrors in your pants because i think i just saw myself in them.

Michee C December 24, 2009 at 2:53 pm

are those space pants…

Geri D December 24, 2009 at 3:32 pm

“good thing i have my library card, cause i’m checkin you out”

thatgurl December 24, 2009 at 3:37 pm

I’m looking for love but I’ll settle for a b low job.

Dexter Lake December 24, 2009 at 4:20 pm

i think the dress ur wearing will look good on my bedroom floor.

Siddhesh M December 24, 2009 at 4:31 pm

are your feet tired cause you’ve been running through my mind all day
if I could change the alphbet Id put u and i together.

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