Comments on: Q&A: What are some hilarious pick up lines you know?

By: jewlz j

jewlz j — Mon, 24 May 2010 13:24:58 +0000

lick ur finger touch her shirt and say let’s just get u out of those wet clothes

niina — Mon, 24 May 2010 13:24:09 +0000

My magic watch says that you don’t have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.]

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

If you were a booger I would pick you first.

WishfulThinker — Mon, 24 May 2010 13:01:01 +0000

Are you from Jamaica? Cuz your looks are Jamaican me crazy!!
Or something like that.

Brandi G — Mon, 24 May 2010 12:09:43 +0000

You know what’ll look good on you, me

Your jeans are like a mirror, I can see myself in ‘em

I wish you were a door so that I could slam you all day

You have 206 bones in your body, want just one more

Are you from UPS, cause I just saw you checking out my package

If your left leg was Christmas, and your right leg was New Years’ eve, would you let me come visit you between holidays?

Ranger Đ. — Mon, 24 May 2010 11:31:25 +0000

“Is your father a doctor? Cuz you da sickest thang I eva seen!” Courtesy of Kappa Mikey.

And of course, Nice shoes…you know the rest.

janet a — Mon, 24 May 2010 11:12:46 +0000

A guy once said to me, in a bar: I just want you to know that when I saw you the first thing I thought about was your brain.

I was fairly impressed until he said “Yep, I thought I’d like to fu(k your brains out.” Aaauuuggghhh . . . .

♫Rawbyn♫ — Mon, 24 May 2010 10:36:51 +0000

Oh man, I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Was your mom a baker? Because you have a nice set of buns.
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.

ღὶ ɧαሁƐ α ᏨαՇ ɳαɱƐԃ ϾƐᏨƐღツ — Mon, 24 May 2010 10:13:01 +0000

your dad must be a baker cuz ur buns are hot
(i think its like this)

Ringo — Mon, 24 May 2010 09:14:28 +0000

mom and dad aren’t home. You wanna do it in the bathtub?? I say that to my sister all the time and it always gets her hot