Some dude from yahoo answers had a cool question. Now, its obvious he hasnt taken my secret quiz, but ignore that, and focus on his question, and how I answer it.
Question: i came up with two
hey i want you in bed cause you bootyful
and somebody call pet control cause there’s a vixon on the loose XD
Answer: Good, now make a promise to yourself… Do not EVER under any circumstance use either one of the two!
The thing with funny pick up lines is that, they’re there either for sarcasm purposes, or to make a girl laugh. If you do deliver a funny line, its when she’s already interested and has been eyeing you for a while, so you deliver the line as a kind of a parody. In this case its funny.
Do not however use these lines expecting to make a random girl laugh. You will come across creepy, and stupid.
But really dude there's no reason you should be confused about any of this. If you haven't taken the quiz to see how you stack up with women yet... Click here and see what your results are on the personal dating quiz.
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If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.
Hi, my name’s Doug. That’s God spelled backwards with a little bit of ‘you’ in it.
If you my homework, I’d do you all over the table.
Did you just fart? Cause you just blew me away.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Hey i forgot my number, can i have yours?
lol i didnt come up with this one but, “do you like pokemon? if so, can i get a pikachu?” (peek at you)