What Are Some Hilarious Pick-up Lines?

Some dude from yahoo answers had a cool question. Now, its obvious he hasnt taken my secret quiz, but ignore that, and focus on his question, and how I answer it.

Question: I can only think of “Baby, do you have a mirror in your pocket ’cause I can see myself in your pants!”
Answer: Oh, there’s plenty more…

  1. Screw me if I’m wrong, but don’t I know you from somewhere?
  2. Don’t I know you from somewhere? Didn’t we go to different schools?
  3. Can I get your picture? I want to brag on facebook about meeting the cutest girl in town.
  4. You must be a parking ticket because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
  5. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.
  6. I’m no fred flinstone but I can make your bed rock.
But really dude there's no reason you should be confused about any of this. If you haven't taken the quiz to see how you stack up with women yet... Click here and see what your results are on the personal dating quiz.

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{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

Rose «з December 9, 2009 at 2:55 am

“I’m not really this tall, I’m just sitting on my wallet.”
I really like that one.

OSU_Poke December 9, 2009 at 3:29 am

Here’s a site with about a hundred crappy, but funny pick-up lines:http://www.romancestuck.com/pickup-lines…

Jo Broflowski December 9, 2009 at 3:43 am

“your so hot that you can rearrange the alphabet cause U and I belong together” i heard that in a show and im like…can someone be so stupid to say that to someone.

freunde bleiben! December 9, 2009 at 4:05 am

ha ha, here;s one I heard at school,
guy walks up to girl licks finger and wipes it on clothes and says, “let’s get you out of those wet clothes” lol

Kazzie December 9, 2009 at 4:55 am

you had me at get lost
you like tapes or cds? she answers cds, well cds nuts

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