Comments on: What Are Some Hilarious Pick Up Lines?

By: ♥Ambii♥™

♥Ambii♥™ — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 01:18:27 +0000

if you were a booger i’d pick you first.

By: elkinlun

elkinlun — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 01:04:07 +0000

hey baby, i lost my number, can i have yours?
hey my names bob, can i have a bj?
My current bf actually used that on me, the second one! lol

By: lovetobu

lovetobu — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 00:54:09 +0000

are you a terrorist cuz u r the BOMB! lol i made that one up .. umm
There are 206 bones in the human body… do you want another one?
A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What’s the moral of the story??? A wet pu**y alway’s makes a happy c*ck. [[ LOL kinda dirty.]]
You’re like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
first one is simple.. but the rest are perverted.. and hey u cant have a good laugh it doesnt include .. lol ! hope u enjoy and want some more?

By: Brianna

Brianna — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 00:43:10 +0000

whoa your hot I’ll hit that you look good let me tap it yeah baby blue lol let me get your digits, damn did it hurt when you fell out of heaven, someone call the cops cause this girl/boy just stoled my heart, are you tired because you been running through my mind

By: Sally

Sally — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 00:08:21 +0000

i lost my phone number (or virginity), can i have yours?
**** me if im wrong, but havent we met before?
hey bebe, wanna go halves in a bastard?
lets bypass the bull **** and just get naked
my name is ……, but you can call me lover!
the word of the day is “legs”. now lets go back to my place and spread the word!
are you free tonight? or wil it cost me?
do you have a mirror in your pocket? cos i can see myself in your pants!
heres a quarter… call your roomate and tell her you wont be coming home tonight.
lets play house… you can be the door and il slam you.
ive got the ship, youv got the harbour, what say we tie up for the night?
thats a nice shirt/dress, it would look great on my floor!
you remind me of a championship bass… i dont know whether to mount you or eat you?
if you were a car, id wax u and ride u all over town.
hi my name is…… il be your play thing tonight!
how bout we make like winnie the pooh, and il get my nose stuck in your honey jar?
do you have a map? i just keep gatting lost in your eyes!
i play the field, and it looks like ive just hit a home run with u!
if i could rearrange the alphabet, id put u and i together.
stand still… so i can pick you up!
your daddy must have been a baker… cos uv got a nice set of buns!
thats just a taste… you can find thousands more at the site listed below. there is 100s to siut every personality and situation!
enjoy and good luck. hope u win the war!