Math Pick Up Lines And Nerdy Pick Up Lines

So, I went out on a mission to find the nerdiest, geekiest math-based pick up lines I could find (to my taste of course), and hence, I here present them to you oh young Jedi :) Do note though, if you’re one of the few guys left on the planet who still hasn’t taken the secret quiz, you will most likely not be able to use any of these lines properly.

  • I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
  • Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge
  • My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
  • Is that an asymptote in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
  • If i were a function you would be my asymptote – i always tend towards you.
  • Can I plug my solution into your equation?
  • Baby, you’re a 9.999999999…but you’d be a 10 if you were with me.
  • I’m not being obtuse, but you’re acute girl.
  • You fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus
  • Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
  • I’d like to instantiate your objects, and access their member variables
  • I’ll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity.
  • I don’t know if you’re in my range, but I’d sure like to take you back to my domain.
  • I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
  • Huygens’ favorite curves were cycloids, but my favorite curves are yours.
  • If I were sin2x and you were cos2x , together we’d be ONE!
  • You’ve got more curves than a triple integral.
  • Excuse me, ma’am, but can I get your seven significant digits?
  • You’re as sweet at 3.14.
  • My love for you is like the slope of a concave up function because it’s always increasing.
  • I wish i was your problem set, because then i’d be really hard, and you’d be doing me on the desk.
  • If I were an integral, I’d fill you up.
  • I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves
  • I’m good at math: add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!
  • Our love is like dividing by zero…. you cannot define it
  • Let ‘u’ and ‘i’ be irrational integers such that a real non-monotonic relationship exists for all T = {0 … infinity}
  • I less than three you….. (i < 3 you)
  • How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyse my performance?
  • In Euclidean geometry two parallel lines never touch … let’s go back to my place and study some non-Euclidean geometry.

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