Question:

What are some legit pick up lines that actually have worked (Guys and girls too please)? Ok so I’m smooth with the ladies and have no problem having conversations. However my one problem is that I alway get nervous walking up to one and starting a conversation out of the blue for some reason. So I’m wondering if there’s any ice breakers or pick up lines that have worked for you?

My answer:

Hey, welcome to the club of men that are generally good with women, but have the hardest time meeting them in the first place (with the exception when someone introduces them).

Now, the funny thing is when you ask which ones have ‘work for us.’

Let me tell you, it’s not about the pick up line itself, it’s how you use it and how you generally come across. You said that you are already smooth with the ladies, so you probably at least won’t come of as creepy. It’s very important to come across as confident and charming when you say the line.

I’ll only give you two lines. You can make variations of them yourself. You’ll see that it’s the approach, not the line.

Here is something for the clubs: “Hey, I don’t have any clever pick up line, I just came over here to meet you.”

Now here is something for an everyday situation: “Hello, I find you really attractive…and I want to meet you.”

Here is a nice article by some guy who obviously hasnt taken my secret quiz. The article is ok, it has some good points, and you might find it useful if you have already taken the quiz yourself.

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It is almost common knowledge nowadays that pick up lines that are funny have something different compared with romantic, cheesy or sweet pick up lines.

Is it complicated? Of course not! Anyone can do it? Almost anyone, yes, but you must first know yourself to know which one is best for you to choose. What is the basic idea behind all these pick up lines that are funny? Well, it is simple. Show your funny side first and allow them to know the other sides of you later. If you can get trough this step then things are becoming a lot easier.

Here are some 20 random pick up lines that are funny for you to use:

1. What can you do besides being sexy?
2. Beautiful, you must be very tired because all day you walked through my mind.
3. I am like a computer… You can play with my mind all day.
4. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I introduce myself again?
5. Excuse me, can I borrow your phone number? I just lost mine.
6. I am so excited that I forgot my greatest pick up line.
7. You know, I just realized that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
8. I know that milk it is good for the body`s health, but, my dear, you how much did you drink?
9. It is said that an average person falls in love 7 times until marriage. Honey, you are the seventh for me.
10. Not usually meet with models, but I will do an exception this time. You can have my phone number.
11. Your father is an alien? Otherwise I cannot explain myself why there is no other girl as beautiful as you in the world.
12. You are like a clam. Hard to open, but the pearl inside is worth every effort.
13. If I had a penny for every girl that I have met as beautiful as you, I would had been very poor.
14. Hey, is it hot in here? Because I feel that I am melting for you.
15. Do you take dance lessons? Because I have never seen a more graceful walk.
16. What is like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?
17. I would buy you a drink, but I would be jealous of the glass.
18. Can you give me a photo of you to send it to Santa Claus so he can see exactly what I want?
19. Someone please give a glass of water because you are so spicy.
20. It would be a good idea for you to go out with me, because I will tell everyone that you did anyway.

Probably not all of them will work for you because there are a lot to consider when you are trying to pick up girls, but is almost impossible that at some moment some of these pick up lines that are funny will not work. Practice a lot and see what works for you best.

Here is a nice article by some guy who obviously hasnt taken my secret quiz. The article is ok, it has some good points, and you might find it useful if you have already taken the quiz yourself.

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There are multiple and different funny pick up lines to use on girls from which you can choose and see what best fits you or the girl the best. It will also depend on the type of relationship you have with that girl and nonetheless if it actually fits the situation in which you are both. If your only purpose is a one night stand, a more aggressive, sexual and funny pick up line to use on girls is the best solution for you in this case.

Aggressive – sexual, funny pick up lines to use on girls are more suited if your only purpose is a one night stand. If you are interested only in relationships, you will probably need just plain and simple funny pick up lines to use on girls, without the sexual content involvement.

Using them in the right context, at the right time and right place will definitely increase your chances of success. If you can succeed in approaching a girl and use lines that will make her laugh, then you will definitely have a subject of conversation to talk with her.

Here are some 10 random funny pick up lines to use on girls that might help you.

1. I am probably not perfect, but I sure am working on it.

2. I just learned something great today. Is it true that all girls just want to have fun?

3. With what kind of small animal do you think I look like?

4. Can I ask you a very personal question? What is your idea about my butt?

5. I am sure that when I die, I probably will not remember any accomplishment, but I am very OK with that.

6. I forgot my pick up lines notebook at home last night. So how are you?

7. I am sorry. Can you help me find something I lost around here? Your smile, did you see it?

8. Do you have any idea if I actually like you?

9. If I would give you five dollars, what would you do with them?

10. Excuse me. Where are you from? Did you come from another dimension, the Hot Zone?

The usage of such funny pick up lines to use on girls will work usually, but not always.

Pick Up Lines And Dirty Text Messages have something in common… They can both be done horribly wrong. Its one of those things that if you do it right, it can bring you some good results. If you do it wrong, it can backfire terribly. So, here’s how to do pick up lines and dirty text messages right…

Pick Up Lines

1. It has to be sincere. Unless you’re really thinking it, you’ll come across as cheesy, creepy or sleazy saying it. So you want to say something you really feel.

2. It needs to involve something you are interested in her about, but not go too crass. Like if she has an amazing smile, compliment it, or if she just looks elegant, work that into your line. But it has to be something you really interested in her about.

3. Its positive, not self-deprecating or involving too much humor. A slight funny part is fine, but if you’re trying hard to make her smile, its just too try-hard.

Dirty Text Messages

1. Let her make the first move. I know this goes against everything you’ve learned about getting girls, but its also true. In nature and in humans, its the female that gives the first signal. So let her hint at something dirty FIRST. When she does, take her lead, and then send your first slightly dirty message.

2. Its obvious, but needs to be said… Don’t go too much in the dirty-messaging direction, too fast… Ramp it up slowly! Patience is key with girls.

3. If she stops replying all of a sudden, like she’s bantering back and forth with every message, and you keep increasing the “dirtiness”, that is REALLY cool, BUT… If all of a sudden, at one message, she stops texting back… STOP IT. Do not do what guys do, and think you need to text her back a ton of messages like “what’s happening” or even worse, sending an even dirtier message. If she stops replying, you went too far. Just call it a day, and let HER re-initiate.

Some dude from yahoo answers had a cool question. Now, its obvious he hasnt taken my secret quiz, but ignore that, and focus on his question, and how I answer it.

Question: I just enjoy making certain guys uncomfortable or shy and I think its funny to use pick-up lines you can give me lines for girls to use on guys, unisex, or even for guys to use on girls. I’m just looking for the ones that make people’s jaws drop Thank you

Answer: Ohhhhh… Another girl on yahoo answers looking for pick up lines Watch as I answer her…

Hey girl, first let me congratulate you. On what? On being so damn fun and courageous. Most girls are are still to this day too insecure to try and find ways to kid around and flirt with guys first. The fact that you want to… It really pleases me We need more girls like you on this planet.

Here’s some lines I saw from some other yahoo-question…

10. Wanna come play on my slip and slide?
9. If you were a naval captain, would you let me inspect your seamen?
8. This bra is so tight its uncomfortable.
7. You must know a good rain dance, cuz you’re making me wet.
6. Excuse me my lipstick rolled underneath your seat, mind if I get under you?
5. I was thinking of volunteering at the fire department, could I practice sliding down your pole?
4. How many licks does it take to get to the center of your tootsie pop?
3. Stick it in!!
2. Either I just spilled my drink in my lap or I’m really happy to see you.
1. Your face reminds me of a La-Z –Boy, I could sit on it all day long!

Now, if you’re a guy reading this, I have a nice trick on how you can use these lines for yourself. Walk up to a cute girl, and go… Hey, I’ve been confused about something, and I need a girl’s thoughts on this. See, today I saw some girl online actually asking for cheesy lines to use on guys. I was surprised. Do girls use lines on guys? (then maybe show her the list the above) This can lead into a fun conversation on guys, girls, flirting… anything really! I mostly recommend this if you genuinelly are curious what a girl your type would think of this phenomenon. If you try to fake it, don’t care, yet ask her about this, it’ll just seem weird.

Yes, chatting up women can be hard… or so it seems. I too was one of the guys who couldn’t approach a woman to save his life. Guess what? Today I can approach any woman, anywhere, no matter how cute she is.

Do you want to get to where I am today? Well, before I tell you what to do, I’m going to tell you what NOT to do. Do not take some corny, stupid pick up lines online and just deliver it to some random woman. All that’s going to is just make you look cheesy. Some women even get insulted and think you’re mocking them by using a line like that.

So what do you do instead?

The odd thing is that using simple, no-frills, run of the mill lines works much, much better than dumb pick up lines. In fact, most of the stuff I’m about to share with you might even bore you to death! But women actually find this stuff smooth and romantic. Simple works best, remember that! Now… Here’s three lines to get you started…

1) The Sincere Approach

This is where you simply walk up to a woman and introduce yourself. It helps if you soften it up with some sort of an admission or excuse on why you’re approaching her. One of my favorite ones, is for a girl I have seen around many times… “Hey, I’ve seen you around campus, and I find you attractive, so I thought I’d come over and introduce myself. Hi, I’m Bob!”

2) The innocuous, innocent, friendly comment

This is where you use something in the situation or environment to start small-talking. It should involve zero romance or sexuality. In fact, it has to be so neutral and innocent, that you could say the same thing to a man, an old woman or just about anyone, in that same situation. Let me give you an example… You’re standing at the bus-stop, and you comment to the guy next to you… “Late as usual, huh?”. Guess what? It can be a super-hot-woman standing next to you as well. Do you do anything different? No, you start a conversation the same as if it were a man, woman, child or whatever… IT doesn’t matter. Your only goal is to get “small talking”. If it turns into something more, like a flirt, that’s a great bonus.

3) Ask a genuine question of curiosity

This is where you have some really burning question or confusion you have about women, dating or love. You literally walk up to a woman, and say “I’m terribly sorry to interrupt you… but… You look like a cool person who can help me out with this. I was talking to a friend earlier, and we were wondering why do women…” Keep it asexual and social… If she’s interested in something more, she will show the interest.

Starting a conversation with an attractive woman can be stressful if you are not fully aware of the basic pickup lines you need to employ. You may spot her along with couple of friends and just could not figure out how you can possibly talk to her right then and there. Your instant remedy would be those cheesy pickup lines passed on to you by your friends. Have you forgotten the last time a pretty girl walked away from you in disgust when you said those cheesy lines to her? Why not read on and find the best pickup lines you need to know to get the conversation going? It’s your time to pass these on to your peers.

1) Think of situational conversation starter
Try to be observant of the place you are and find something to talk about of. Take for example, when you are in a preppy bar, you can talk about funny things about the bar. You can also use unusual event to discuss with a woman who also saw the incident. You can tell jokes or make wacky remarks about it to eliminate any awkwardness brought about by the situation. You’ll gain extra points and possibly here number if you can make her laugh.

2) Be yourself
Try to be as natural as you can. Think of her as one of your friends to minimize inhibition. Just walk up to her and introduce yourself. Confidence can make you attractive to a woman. This technique was proven effective since you can set yourself apart from all of the guys who try to catch her attention by silly pickup lines. Your confidence and honesty will seem refreshing to her and you are guaranteed to get her eyes fixed on you, at least for that particular time.

3) Have a Great Sense of Humor
As I said, making a woman laugh can make you excel in the dating arena. Most women find man who has great sense of humor very attractive. But faking it can also mean your distraction. If you are not a totally funny guy, you can start developing it by watching comedy sitcoms and reading funny write ups. One silly, funny joke can make her consider you as a possible bet.

If you’re like most guys, you’ve either never gathered up the courage to approach a woman… OR if you have, it failed miserably. Maybe you got this weird pick up line from the net, said it to a woman, and she scowled at you? Well, no worries, I’m here to give you what actually works. You see… The secret is that women are all about smoothness! The more interesting, fun and spectacular a line looks on the internet, the more likely it is to be off-putting to a woman in real life. Want to know the kinds of lines that work in real life? I am going to warn you though, they’re spectacularly uninteresting!

For example, there’s a girl in the store you’ve been eyeing for a while. You’re not sure, but you think she’s been eye-ing you too. You don’t know what to say. You don’t know how to say it… Well, here’s a perfect smooth line that most women will be flattered by, especially in a situation like the one described…

“Hey, I’ve seen you around many times, and I have to admit I find you attractive. I thought I’d come over and take the chance to introduce myself”. The great thing about a smooth line like this is that you will always at least gain a new friend. Not one single sane woman will react badly or unfavorably to something like this! They will all respond with a smile and be flattered… Especially if you do this with a genuine, soft smile on your own face.

So… How do smooth lines work? How do you find or come up with more smooth pick up lines of your own? Well, its actually easy!

You just need to know the key factors of what makes a line smooth:

- Genuine sincerity
- No back-handed intent
- Positive, social attitude
- Relevant to situation

Now, I just figured out that the line I gave you first might mislead you. A smooth line doesn’t have to involve romance or you admitting you like her. That’s just one example of being sincere and relevant to the situation. The situation in that case was you eye-ing and seeing a girl around, and wanting to meet her! Its a girl you feel has noticed you around, and you’ve noticed HER around.

Another completely different example, that still follows these principles… Is you see two girls coming out of a bar right? You maybe noticed them earlier when you were all inside and dancing. So you see these girls, as they’re exiting and you go “Hey… How did you like the DJ tonight?” or “Hey, are you contiuing to [whatever club]?”… Its genuine and its related to the situation.

The trick to having it work though… Is to make sure you say as if they’re already friends/acquaintances of yours! Smoothness comes out of the mindset and attitude you have. If its with the attitude of “just being social”, it will come out all smooth and you will do great.

It can be intimidating to strike up a conversation with a beautiful woman. She’s surrounded by a group of her friends and you’re struggling to come up with the right way to approach her.

Unfortunately for you, you opt to follow the advice of your buddies and use one of the lame pick up lines they give you.

No sooner do you speak these words to her than she storms off from you, repulsed.

You know you lost your chance with her because you chose to use some phony conversation starter.

The quandary with using lame pick up lines is they aren’t actually effective at getting a woman’s positive attention. There are much more genuine ways to initiate an exchange that ensure much better results.

So rather than attempting to use lame pick up lines with attractive women, you should come up with unique things to say to her.

Here are several proven methods of initiating a successful conversation with a woman without sounding contrived:

1) Situational conversation starter-

This method is especially successful because it allows you to take advantage of your surroundings. If you happen to see something that’s unusual or especially comical, you can use it as an opportunity to approach a woman who also witnessed the event. Saying something witty or cracking a joke about the occurrence will lighten the atmosphere and show her that you have the ability to think on your toes.

2) Just act normally-

Simply walking up to a woman and introducing yourself is a great way to initiate a dialogue. Your straightforwardness and honesty will seem refreshing to her, and the fact that you avoid crazy gimmicks to pick up women will work in your favor. Just remember to ask her questions and listen to her in addition to talking about yourself.

3) Be Funny-
Few things are more attractive to a woman than a good sense of humor. Your goal should be to act confidently while striving to make her laugh.

The essence of this method is that you aren’t being too obvious about the fact that you’re trying to win her affections. Rather, you’re simply having a conversation where the objective is to lure her in with your charm.

While lame pick up lines might make her laugh, chances are she’ll be laughing at you rather than laughing with you. Instead of using one of these canned conversation starters, opt for better ways to approach her.

Next time you decide to strike up a conversation with an attractive woman, try using one of the above techniques. You’ll realize how much more effective they are than lame pick up lines.

I have some exciting news for you today man. The exciting, shocking news is that you are human!

What the heck am I tripping on about? Well, if you’ve guilty, shameful or like something’s wrong for you for fearing women… Then this is a mistake. If you’ve ever had anxiety at the though of approaching a woman… Relax, it just means your human.

I know it sounds weird, but the first step to overcoming this is understanding that its ok. Feeling weird or guilty about it, will just make you even more anxious about it.So your very first step is to just relax about it, and then start learning about approaching…

The method I’m going to share with you today, is kind of fun. It involves actually taking corny, stupid pick up lines, and using them to approach  women! The way you do this is simple… You actually make a joke out of guys who approach in corny ways! And at the same time, you explain to the woman that you’re just trying to learn how to approach. Here’s how this routine goes…

1) You spot a cute chick

2) You walk up to her, and you say something like “Ever seen anyone use this line? [the corny line]”

If you do it right, and its obvious you’re joking around… she will respond by laughing and saying no. Even if she thinks you are actually corny, it doesn’t matter, because step 3 solves this!

3) No matter how she responds… you apologize for taking her time, and explain you’re just trying to learn approaching. You have to do this genuinelly and sincerely, something like:

“Ya, I apologize for taking your time You just looked like an interesting person, so what I really wanted was your opinion… I was talking to some women on an online forum the other day, and the consensus is that guys no longer approach. For some reason, the women say… men don’t know how to approach. So I thought I’d ask some people in real life. What do you think about that? Again, I apologize if you’re in a hurry or I’m taking away your time”.

Even if she was negative in step 2, when you do step 3, she will flash a huge smile, say its ok and be positive. Unless she’s in a super-big hurry, she’ll actually stay around and chat with you about the subject! This is great, because you’ll actually get great, sincere advice on approaching.

Note: This routine is ONLY to get used to approaching and talking to women… While at the same time you get free advice from women. Your goal is NOT to pick these women up! I mean, what will often happen is some of these women will like you so much, that she’ll start flirting with you! Then it’s ok to try to pick her up… But that’s really just a bonus.

Your only goal is to just get used to approaching women and getting great reactions from them! And if you do step 3, apologize and ask for advice, right… You will get great reactions only about 99.9999% of the time