What Are Some Dirty Pick-up Lines For Girls To Use On Guys?

Some dude from yahoo answers had a cool question. Now, its obvious he hasnt taken my secret quiz, but ignore that, and focus on his question, and how I answer it.

Question: I just enjoy making certain guys uncomfortable or shy and I think its funny to use pick-up lines you can give me lines for girls to use on guys, unisex, or even for guys to use on girls. I’m just looking for the ones that make people’s jaws drop Thank you

Answer: Ohhhhh… Another girl on yahoo answers looking for pick up lines Watch as I answer her…

Hey girl, first let me congratulate you. On what? On being so damn fun and courageous. Most girls are are still to this day too insecure to try and find ways to kid around and flirt with guys first. The fact that you want to… It really pleases me We need more girls like you on this planet.

Here’s some lines I saw from some other yahoo-question…

10. Wanna come play on my slip and slide?
9. If you were a naval captain, would you let me inspect your seamen?
8. This bra is so tight its uncomfortable.
7. You must know a good rain dance, cuz you’re making me wet.
6. Excuse me my lipstick rolled underneath your seat, mind if I get under you?
5. I was thinking of volunteering at the fire department, could I practice sliding down your pole?
4. How many licks does it take to get to the center of your tootsie pop?
3. Stick it in!!
2. Either I just spilled my drink in my lap or I’m really happy to see you.
1. Your face reminds me of a La-Z –Boy, I could sit on it all day long!

Now, if you’re a guy reading this, I have a nice trick on how you can use these lines for yourself. Walk up to a cute girl, and go… Hey, I’ve been confused about something, and I need a girl’s thoughts on this. See, today I saw some girl online actually asking for cheesy lines to use on guys. I was surprised. Do girls use lines on guys? (then maybe show her the list the above) This can lead into a fun conversation on guys, girls, flirting… anything really! I mostly recommend this if you genuinelly are curious what a girl your type would think of this phenomenon. If you try to fake it, don’t care, yet ask her about this, it’ll just seem weird.

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