What Pick Up Lines Have You Heard Or Used?

Here is another cool question from yahoo answers. Check it out and see if it resonates with you.

Tell me some of the best, worst, lamest pick up lines you’ve ever used or had used on you.
Just a matter of interest.

My quick answer to this question:

Oh, dude… You know what? I’ve used every single line existence! Everything from crappy, stupid, idiotic lines, all the way to sneaky indirect lines, all the way to respectful and romantic lines, as well as practical “conversation starters”… And guess what, there are no bad lines and good lines.

Seriously! I’m not kidding, I’ve gotten into great interactions with some of the worst lines on planet earth, and I’ve also gotten snubbed and treated like dung for a very respectful conversation starter. The difference wasn’t ever the words, its how I came across. If you come across (she thinks you are) creepy, she will respond with a snub. If you have a charismatic, respectful good energy about you, you can get away with any line, even them most idiotic ones, in fact she’ll find them cute & funny.

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Pick Up Lines That Work

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sarahspa September 26, 2009 at 1:15 am

here’s a couple i’ve heard and my friends have heard
i don’t wanna impress you or anything but i’m batman !!
i think you’re in the wrong place.. miss universe pageant is over there!
you’re eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.. wanna see?
lame i knoww!

v September 26, 2009 at 1:41 am

Best pick up line (or ice breaker) i’ve ever come across is to ask for an opinion on something..
When you open with a pick up line the girl instantly starts thinking ‘jeez, when’s this guy going to leave’..
Whereas saying ‘Can get a quick female opinion on something’ and then ‘do skinny jeans make a guy look gay?’. Something like that, she’ll probably end up chatting to you for the next 5 minutes, and you don’t end up looking like an idiot.
You can ask for an opinion on anything, and even if you used a chat up line you’d have to follow it up with conversation. So the example above is probably a far better option.
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dbronco September 26, 2009 at 2:21 am

My friend said he used this when he was wasted at the bars
“Let’s play rock paper scissors, loser kisses the winner.”
Didn’t work so well.

Richard H September 26, 2009 at 3:12 am

Your clothes look great, do you know where they would look better? In my bedroom floor

Some random guy September 26, 2009 at 3:50 am

well i just walk aruond with my winky out and that draws attention

Ryhion September 26, 2009 at 4:02 am

i wanna feel my abs?
they feel, they touch, one thing leads to another then… BAM! they want u

rob September 26, 2009 at 4:13 am

“Cindy, cindy… o, I thought you were my childhood sweetheart.” I’m like aww…

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