Some dude from yahoo answers had a cool question. Now, its obvious he hasnt taken my secret quiz, but ignore that, and focus on his question, and how I answer it.
Question (From Yahoo Answers):
Ever heard these 10 pick up lines for women to use?
10. Wanna come play on my slip and slide?
9. If you were a naval captain, would you let me inspect your seamen?
8. This bra is so tight its uncomfortable.
7. You must know a good rain dance, cuz you’re making me wet.
6. Excuse me my lipstick rolled underneath your seat, mind if I get under you?
5. I was thinking of volunteering at the fire department, could I practice sliding down your pole?
4. How many licks does it take to get to the center of your tootsie pop?
3. Stick it in!!
2. Either I just spilled my drink in my lap or I’m really happy to see you.
1. Your face reminds me of a La-Z –Boy, I could sit on it all day long!
Answer:
Ahahaha, funny stuff. What would be even funnier is if some woman out there actually did use them. Being that this is a site for guys… I have a funny suggestion for any guy reading. You can actually make this list a funny conversation starter. Print this list out, go to a cute woman, and be like “Hey, I need a woman’s thoughts on something… I saw this really funny list online. Do you think any normal woman would ever use it?”. It helps if you’re genuinelly curious. Women love talking about funny and interesting topics related to dating and guys and girls.
But really dude there's no reason you should be confused about any of this. If you haven't taken the quiz to see how you stack up with women yet... Click here and see what your results are on the personal dating quiz.
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