Have You Heard These Top Elf Pick Up Lines?

Some dude from yahoo answers had a cool question. Now, its obvious he hasnt taken my secret quiz, but ignore that, and focus on his question, and how I answer it.

Question: * “Has anyone ever told you you have beautiful knees?”
* “We don’t see many happenin’ ladies north of the Arctic Circle.”
* “That’s quite a set of ornaments you’ve got there.”
* “Just because a guy wears tights doesn’t mean he’s gay.”
* “One night with me, baby, and you’ll be sneezin’ tinsel.”
* “Why, yes, I am George Stephanopoulos. ”
* “I can’t tell you how hard it is to be the only elf who’s Jewish.”
* “Not everything about me is tiny.”
* “That’s not Elmo, but don’t stop tickling.”
* “I’m down here!”
* “Just because I have bells on my shoes doesn’t mean I’m a sissy.”
* “I was once a lawn ornament for Brad Pitt.”
* “No, no, I don’t bake cookies. You’re thinking of those dorks at Keebler.”
* “You’d look great in a Raggedy Ann wig.”
* “I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners.”
* “I taught Santa everything he knows.”
* “I’m a magical being. Take off your bra.”
* “I’m free on Christmas Eve”!
* “Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.”
* “I’ve got the keys to the sleigh tonight.”
* “You know what they say about guys with big ears.”
* “I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man.”
* “I have certain needs that can’t be satisfied by working on toys.”
* “I can get you off the naughty list.”

Answer:

No, I actually haven’t… They sound kind of dorky, lol. I’m thinking that unless you’re extremely charming or its a funny situation, like a masked-party… you’re very likely to bomb with these… I just can’t see them as being very real-world pick up lines.

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