Top Ten 10 Pick-up Lines That Gays Use On Straight People To Turn Them Into Gays?

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If you didn’t already know, the #1 fantasy of a gay person is to be sexually active with a straight person. Yes, the gays want you. And, I’m only talking to my real straight folks. Not you undercover gays.
But, yes gay men would love to turn out a straight guy. And, gay women would love to turn out straight women. And, will say anything to make that happen. And, nooo I’m talking about all gay people, but a lot of gays would love to turn out a straight person. Gays, please don’t be mad at me. Anyway, with that being said, here is:
Top Ten 10 pick-up Lines That Gays Use On Straight People To Turn Them Out…
1. What your girl or man, don’t know, won’t hurt them — This line, isn’t just use in gay-straight scenarios. It’s also used in straight-straight scenarios, like when somebody is trying to make you cheat on your partner and you end up cheating. So, this line is legendary.
2. Don’t knock it, until you tried it — In other words, “don’t hate, until you had a taste.” another line, that gay’s might try to use on you.
3. I know a lot of straight people who tried it — if you fall for this line and lie, Wow!! No real straight person is going to try or partake in no How U Doin acts. But, once again gays will try and say anything to get you. So, if you do fall for this line, How U Doin.
4. You can’t tell the difference — Gays, will say this, to really have you thinking. What is the difference? But, to all my straight people, you know the difference.
5. No one will never know — gays, will use this one. Because, they think that everybody is gay. But, just don’t want to come out with it, because, they don’t want nobody to know. So, if they kind of get the gaydor from you. We may whisper this line to you, no one will never know.
6. Only the same sex, knows how to make the same sex feel good — this is one, a lot of lesbians try to use on straight chicks. Because, a lot of females say, when men go down on them, they do not know what they doing. So, that’s where Missy or Queen Latifah or Da Brat comes into the picture. And say, yo ma, only a female knows where a female liked to be touch at. So, watch your girls, you be around, who make them comments, cause they want you girl.
7. Don’t you get tired of the opposite sex, you should explore some new things — do not fall for this line neither. Because, straight people should never get tired of having sex with the opposite sex. but, if you do, maybe you should explore some new things. Just a thought!
8. You only live once, try it at least once, if you do not like, leave it alone — I think, this is one of the most used lines. Cause, they are a lot of curious people out there. Who end up trying it and love it. So, gays, we get them with this line a lot. Well, not me, but you.
9. If you’re really a freak, you’re willing to try anything — this is another line, a lot of lesbians like to use on straight chicks. You know how, a lot of straight chicks are so quick to say that, they are freaks. Well, gay women feel, you really not a complete freak until you had some girl-on-girl action. But, let me just say this, do not fall for this line. Being a freak, doesn’t consist of having sex with the same sex. Or, does it?
10. A Mouth is a Mouth — this is a line that a lot of trannies use on the straight men. They get the dudes all open, because these men, think that they are real females, then the men find out, they are really men. Then the trannies try to say, well, I look like a female. What’s the difference, a mouth is a mouth. So, what’s the problem? A lot of men get turned out with this line too.

My quick answer to this question:
No Comment. Interesting text though. Wondering why you posted it on yahoo answers in the questions section lol, looks more like a column piece or something.

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