What Are The Top 5 Pick Up Lines?

Some dude from yahoo answers had a cool question. Now, its obvious he hasnt taken my secret quiz, but ignore that, and focus on his question, and how I answer it.

Question:
What Are The Top 5 Pick Up Lines? Do you have the top pick-up lines to approach women with?

Answer:

You know what’s really funny (and kinda sad)? There’s actually scientific studies and experiments done on this… Yes, scientists actually went out and paid guys to go approach girls and scientifically calculate out which lines worked best.

Guess what? Different studies came up with different lines. Completely different lines. Now, I’ve seen all these different studies, and I know why they all have different lines as the “top line”. The reason is that what these scientists don’t get (no wonder, as they’re ussually geeks with no social skills)… Its not about the actual WORDS.

In fact, its about what the line SAYS, what it communicates indirectly. And what you will always find is that all these studies tend to end up finding top pick up lines that are:

- Simple
- To the point
- About her or the enviroment or just socializing

In other words, its ussually stuff like “Hi, my name is such and such, I wanted to meet you, what is your name?” or “How do you like the band?” or “How are you guys doing? Are you enjoying the atmosphere tonight?” or “Hi, I’m [name]“.

You get the point.

Cheesy almost never works out, unless you’re such a talented funny guy that you can pull it off as this funny thing you just said to make her laugh. But then again, if you’re that guy, you don’t need lines.

Women love when you 1) keep it simple 2) don’t force yourself on her (keep it respectful) 3) keep it classy and cool (too early to mention bodyparts, sex, compliments etc)

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clueless December 4, 2009 at 4:18 am

hey girl, iv’e seen this movie about friends the boy was in love but the girl was not then the boy became successful and is now a player and the girl was stuck in new jersey and the boy was flirting with girls in los angeles and can you give me your number? (tip:never pause)

Grimalki December 4, 2009 at 4:42 am

did it hurt? when you fell from heaven?….they say you are what you eat, tommorow i plan to be you…do you want some lebanese between your knees ( i seriously have heard that one)

aussiegu December 4, 2009 at 5:12 am

Heaven must be missing an angel…LOL

J S December 4, 2009 at 5:21 am

Anything that makes a girl laugh is key.
My personal favorite is “If you were a booger.. i’d pick you first.”

ofxaxrev December 4, 2009 at 6:13 am

baby are you tired? because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

imalicky December 4, 2009 at 6:26 am

dunno

sphinx December 4, 2009 at 7:04 am

i believe the eyes are the window to the soul and i must say you have beautiful eyes

kobanryu December 4, 2009 at 7:56 am

Mine are:
Hi.
Hey, what’s going on?
My name’s Matt, what’s yours?
*headnod*
and the ever cool when I’m in that sly sleek mood, “Sup?”

mjcaloha December 4, 2009 at 8:18 am

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Sameer December 4, 2009 at 8:41 am

Man > ask directions if you are in the mall,,ask what ever comes in to your mind about things when you are in the supermarket, the trick is” timing,” “innocent approach” friendly eyes” and soon exchanging phone numbers. For me as a woman ,pick up lines is corny.

vannili December 4, 2009 at 9:03 am

I dunno, but the one I find the funniest (and the one that works too!) is “If I told you you had a hot body, would you hold it against me?” XD I don’t know why, but it gets me every time LOL

High On Life December 4, 2009 at 9:18 am

1. Do you come to this church often?
2. What are your favorite dishwashing and laundry detergents?
3. Would you mind if I run my fingers through your beautiful hair, no towels in the mens room.
4. Are you the girl that drove your ex to suicide?
5. What’s more horny, a rhinoceros or you?

victorsc December 4, 2009 at 10:12 am

“Wanna ride in my 4X4?”
“Need a beer?”
“Does your mother and daddy care if I take care of their most precious possession?”
“I lost my phone number, may I use yours for a moment?”
AND LASTLY……”I was given this cupon over at (nice restraunts name) and I can only redeem it for two people. Would you like to go?”

I Make Avatars December 4, 2009 at 10:21 am

Girl, you must know Karate because your body is KICKING!
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under…

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