What Are Some Of The Worst Pick Up Lines You Have Heard?

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I was out with my friends the other night and one of my friends asked me to be wingwan. Anyways we were talking to some girls and he said to one of the girls “sorry i coughed in ur ear but baby ur butt is smoking”. Who else has used/or heard bad pick up lines?

My quick answer to this question:

The worst pickup line in the world in my opinion is “Do you want a drink?” or “what are you drinking” or any variation on the theme of you wanting to buy a woman’s affection with buying her drinks. Its stupid, and only gets you labeled a loser. Women with no integrity will use you, and those with integrity will lose any respect for you even suggesting it.

The best pickup line in the world is introducing your self and/or saying hi.

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{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

spayhapp October 4, 2009 at 9:17 pm

Someone once said to me “I’m sorry, I couldn’t help but notice that you look an awful lot like my next girlfriend”

granders October 4, 2009 at 9:25 pm

This one was used on me and i could do nothing but laugh.
“Do you own a helmet? You might want to put it on so you don’t make a mess when i blow your mind.”

ĶΪŦŤŸ October 4, 2009 at 10:21 pm

AHAHAHA i heard a pretty bad one
‘hey my penis just died, can i bury it in your ***?’

Joe B October 4, 2009 at 11:05 pm

Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Steppenw October 4, 2009 at 11:44 pm

” Do you clean your pants with WIndex? Because I can see myself in them.”

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