Hello friends, by the way, all of you, the paper I have tried to give offline for you today was very good and very beneficial. Friends, in this way I was also going to tell you that friends, every person has pickup lines for you and it is very beneficial.
Dark Humor Pick Up Lines :
- I just wrote about you in my dark emotional journal.
- Can I borrow that shirt off you right now? I want to go pay the bartender but I don’t wanna go alone.
- OOOOOh, baby, you must have wished upon a star cause today is your lucky day!
- Want to see my dark night rise?
- I love your T-shirt. Can I study it in Braille. And no, you don’t have to take it off.
- Smell this rag! I’m sure you can inhale the chloroform.
- Hey baby, want to see a fusion between my white Dragon and your Dark Hole?
- Wanna read?
- Tell me you are a banana because I find you peeling.
- You must be Catwoman cause the Dark Knight Rises.
- Let me spell my love for you S-T-A-L-K-E-R
- Hey baby, you must be a light switch, because every time I see you, you turn me on!
- Hi there I’m a dark and tortured super hero!
- Can I ask you to drop dead? I’m a necrophiliac and I might just think about it.
- You have the most beautiful tatas I have ever seen. Can I be reincarnated as your child? I would like to suck on them till I am old and greying.
- Wow! I could never have guessed you look way better in person than what I have been seeing through my telescope.
- I would drag my balls through 200 yards of broken glass to kiss the dick that fucked you last.
- Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter?
- Your outfit is so dazzling. Do you know how it can look better? Rumpled in a bunch on mysteries that haven’t been solved.
- “There’s a tornado, come in my basement.”
- You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
- Call the cops. See Who Comes first.
- I don’t want to come between you or do I
- You look very familiar. Have I met you recently? It must be the clothes that are confusing me. I can’t identify you with them.
- I’m stalking you because you might as well be a cornfield
- “Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?”
- If your feeling down, remember, I’ll feel you back up.
- Do you like rainbows, cus you can taste my rainbow any time.
- If you ever want to see your children again, you’ll do what I want.
- I find your lack of nudity disturbing.
- Because you’re indescribable.
- How do I get the STUD? I only have STD and U are all I need!
- I’ve been noticing you noticing me. If you wouldn’t mind, I would like to change the multiple noticing into notices of o for you!
- How are you not tired? You’ve been engaged in a naked marathon in my mind all day.
- What genre of music do you like? Why not heavy metal? I can make you learn how to scream.
- Did you choke on a light bulb? Your chest is all flashy.
- If I could choose a place arounZ you to live, I will choose your socks. I want to be with you only every damn step of the journey.
- I only thought about you once today–I just never stopped.
Best Funny Dark Humor Pick Up Lines :
So friends, today we tried to give you the pick offline for every mistake. Friends, what happens is that I have to believe that because of this pick offline, your conversation goes well and this is my opinion. I believe that after your conversation, you also become very happy because the one who was not a peacock, the one we tried for you was going